[JRios1968]

[Irish Rose]

Before we answer that question, let me vent for a moment. In 2000 I was cruelly denied the Pulitzer despite being the only columnist in America to ask the pressing question: Is Al Gore an alien? The evidence was there for all to see. He was born nine months after the mysterious alien sighting at Roswell, N.M. His weird syntax and verbal rhythms are otherworldly. He often refers to "earth" or "this planet" as if he's just passing through, and he once angrily complained to the Washington Post that it had printed a picture of the earth from outer space "upside down."

I'm off to find that column.

[newheart]

"Oprah simply calls him "The One,""



Obama visits the Oprahcle.

[spacejunkie01]

hilariously frightening.

[max americana]

Obama is the Messiah?

I’d better get my spikes, spear and start the stoning.

[al_c]

[BipolarBob]

So Oprah is “the Oracle”?

[BlueStateBlues]

I did see him walk on water once, but I think Larry Sinclair’s head was just below the waterline. And he has been known to make the blind see, although he may just have been giving Teddy a coffee after a hard night of drinking.

[al_c]

[mrsmel]

"He's got the power to heal you,
Never fear.
He has got the power to heal you,
Never fear.
Just one word from his lips,
And the deaf can hear."

[rellimpank]

—Jonah may not quite be in the Krauthammer-Steyn category, but he’s always worth reading-—

[Waco]

A lot of voters are going to make a last minute decision when about to pull the handle.

[skeeter]

Funny article.

But when you think about it, Obama is the personification of the rhetoric leftist politicians have been spouting for years & teachers have been shoving down our kids' throats.

He is a marxist characterture of the Perfect Man in the post-modern world. It doesn't matter how many gaffes he makes from here on in. He's an article of faith for the left.

[Secret Agent Man]

Algore is a pod person.

[Always Right]

Mark 6:56 And wherever he went—into villages, towns or countryside—they placed the sick in the marketplaces. They begged him to let them touch even the edge of his cloak, and all who touched him were healed.

[Always Right]

Luke 5:15 Yet the news about him spread all the more, so that crowds of people came to hear him and to be healed of their sicknesses.

[ozzymandus]

Kind of a shame Obama’s middle name isn’t “Jesus” instead of “Hussein”.

[penelopesire]

Very funny!

[jonsie]

Cookbook huh? It reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode, and where did that leave the human race?

[Boagenes]

Messiah? C'mon, what makes anyone think people believe he's the Messiah? Oh, right...