[Stoat]

More sausage news:

U.K.Boy, 12, charged with assault after throwing cocktail sausage in 'Just William' prank

 

 

[Army Air Corps]

I have to admit that that the headline did cause me to laugh a bit.

[Stoat]

Translation Assistance:

banger - Definitions from Dictionary.com

2.

British.

a.	Informal. a sausage.

"Bangers and mash"

[Grizzled Bear]

Ladies and Gentlemen; we have a Weiner!

[RobinOfKingston]

Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger linearly; they grow stupider exponentially.

[ETL]

It was revealed that she had been seen with a sausage in her hand at the market where she works in Penrith, Cumbria - and only then was it finally accepted that she did indeed run the stall and therefore had a valid reason to have the knife.

Whew! I thought it might be another Loraina Bobbit-like story!

[rfp1234]

UK? Is that where Lorena Bobbitt ended up?

[neodad]

There had been a complaint against the runner of this particular business that they had been tinkering with a generator while handling a sausage.

Friends don't let friends tinker with a generator while handling a sausage.

[BertWheeler]

A woman facing up to four years in jail for having a kitchen knife in her car was saved - by a sausage.

Can I cry now?

Four years in jail for “having a knife”... I could understand four years in jail for threatening to kill your coworkers with a knife, but carrying a knife in your car?

Great Britain has issues. Don’t tell me they’re trying to stop crime, the issues they have is they are no longer great.

A legislature that passes prohibitive laws against “carrying - opposed to using” a knife is a clear statement that the legislators do not trust the subjects.

Is it okay for me to cry? I’m saddened by this!

On the positive side, the waiting time for a Benchmade won’t be as long because those limeys won’t be buying any! LOL!