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UK: Woman escapes conviction for carrying a knife - after she was spotted handling a sausage
The Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | June 4, 2008

Posted on 06/03/2008 9:29:10 PM PDT by Stoat

Woman escapes conviction for carrying a knife - after she was spotted handling a sausage

Last updated at 01:34am on 04.06.08

 

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Banger: A humble sausage saved the day for market stall worker Jane Bellas, 29

A woman facing up to four years in jail for having a kitchen knife in her car was saved - by a sausage.

As Jane Bellas runs a fast food stall and has to slice bread rolls, she knew she had a legitimate reason for having the knife. But she was unable to prove her occupation to the satisfaction of the authorities.

It left the 29-year-old market trader being dragged through the legal system in a four-month ordeal that ended only when she appeared before a Crown Court judge this week.

It was revealed that she had been seen with a sausage in her hand at the market where she works in Penrith, Cumbria - and only then was it finally accepted that she did indeed run the stall and therefore had a valid reason to have the knife.

Miss Bellas was on her way home from work when she was stopped by police near her home in Penrith in January after officers noticed the knife in her car.

She was charged with having a knife in a public place without good reason, which carries a maximum four years' imprisonment.

Until this week, her lawyers had tried in vain to get the local council to provide proof that she had a licence to operate the stall.

The breakthrough came at Carlisle Crown Court when Tim Evans, prosecuting, told Judge Barbara Forrester of the crucial evidence which had come to light only that morning.

'There had been a complaint against the runner of this particular business that they had been tinkering with a generator while handling a sausage.

'The environmental health team at Penrith took it very seriously and investigated, finding that the person running the business was Miss Bellas. She was plainly associated with the catering business.'
 

Miss Bellas was formally found not guilty and given £10 to cover her travelling expenses.
 

One experienced local defence lawyer, John Smith, said the case was 'symptomatic'.
 

'There's a lack of common sense in the way that laws are being enforced,' he said.
 

'If they had looked into this in more detail at an earlier stage, it might have been resolved sooner.'
 

The case is estimated to have cost around £2,000.



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1 posted on 06/03/2008 9:29:11 PM PDT by Stoat
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To: Stoat

I have to admit that that the headline did cause me to laugh a bit.


2 posted on 06/03/2008 9:33:00 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Translation Assistance:

banger - Definitions from Dictionary.com

2. British.
a. Informal. a sausage.

"Bangers and mash"

3 posted on 06/03/2008 9:33:50 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Army Air Corps
I have to admit that that the headline did cause me to laugh a bit.

One of several reasons why I felt it was absolutely essential that this be posted   :-)

"snicker"

4 posted on 06/03/2008 9:35:47 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

That looks lovely. Now, I am a bit hungry.


5 posted on 06/03/2008 9:36:25 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

When knives are outlawed only outlaws (like this poor lady) will have knives.


6 posted on 06/03/2008 9:37:49 PM PDT by oneolcop
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To: Stoat

Ladies and Gentlemen; we have a Weiner!


7 posted on 06/03/2008 9:39:33 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear
Ladies and Gentlemen; we have a Weiner!

BRAT!

8 posted on 06/03/2008 9:43:14 PM PDT by null and void (Capitalism=>Audi, BMW, Porsche, Volkswagon. |WALL| Communism=>Trabi. Any questions?)
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To: Army Air Corps
That looks lovely. Now, I am a bit hungry.

Well, if you can wait a day or two, there are at least a couple of VERY upscale gourmet steak and sausage companies that have occasionally advertised on Rush Limbaugh's radio show, and I regret I can't recall the names of either.  I'm guessing that they would be delighted to do an overnight refrigerated delivery of particularly wonderful sausages to your doorstep   :-)

9 posted on 06/03/2008 9:43:37 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger linearly; they grow stupider exponentially.


10 posted on 06/03/2008 9:43:58 PM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Man, that's stupid ... even by congressional standards.)
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To: Stoat
It was revealed that she had been seen with a sausage in her hand at the market where she works in Penrith, Cumbria - and only then was it finally accepted that she did indeed run the stall and therefore had a valid reason to have the knife.

Whew! I thought it might be another Loraina Bobbit-like story!

11 posted on 06/03/2008 9:44:23 PM PDT by ETL
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To: RobinOfKingston

New tagline...


12 posted on 06/03/2008 9:44:56 PM PDT by null and void (Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger linearly; they grow stupider exponentially.)
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To: RobinOfKingston
Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger linearly; they grow stupider exponentially.

This happened in California?

13 posted on 06/03/2008 9:46:05 PM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: Stoat

Hmmm, what to have - bangers and mash or bubble and squeak...


14 posted on 06/03/2008 9:50:01 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: MaxMax
This happened in California?

No, this particular idiocy happened in England somewhere.

In CA it is still legal to have a knife in most places, although it is now outlawed in schools and courthouses.

15 posted on 06/03/2008 9:53:26 PM PDT by CurlyDave
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To: Stoat

UK? Is that where Lorena Bobbitt ended up?


16 posted on 06/03/2008 9:54:43 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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To: MaxMax
This happened in California?

No. Our bureaucracy grew by the square, the stupidity went up by the cube...

17 posted on 06/03/2008 9:55:03 PM PDT by null and void (Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger linearly; they grow stupider exponentially.)
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To: Grizzled Bear
Ladies and Gentlemen; we have a Weiner!

 

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18 posted on 06/03/2008 10:01:20 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: null and void
Ladies and Gentlemen; we have a Weiner!

BRAT!

That is the WURST punning I ever read!

19 posted on 06/03/2008 10:08:06 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Stoat
There had been a complaint against the runner of this particular business that they had been tinkering with a generator while handling a sausage.

Friends don't let friends tinker with a generator while handling a sausage.

20 posted on 06/03/2008 10:08:34 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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