Posted on 06/03/2008 9:29:10 PM PDT by Stoat
Banger: A humble sausage saved the day for market stall worker Jane Bellas, 29
A woman facing up to four years in jail for having a kitchen knife in her car was saved - by a sausage.
As Jane Bellas runs a fast food stall and has to slice bread rolls, she knew she had a legitimate reason for having the knife. But she was unable to prove her occupation to the satisfaction of the authorities.
It left the 29-year-old market trader being dragged through the legal system in a four-month ordeal that ended only when she appeared before a Crown Court judge this week.
It was revealed that she had been seen with a sausage in her hand at the market where she works in Penrith, Cumbria - and only then was it finally accepted that she did indeed run the stall and therefore had a valid reason to have the knife.
Miss Bellas was on her way home from work when she was stopped by police near her home in Penrith in January after officers noticed the knife in her car.
She was charged with having a knife in a public place without good reason, which carries a maximum four years' imprisonment.
Until this week, her lawyers had tried in vain to get the local council to provide proof that she had a licence to operate the stall.
The breakthrough came at Carlisle Crown Court when Tim Evans, prosecuting, told Judge Barbara Forrester of the crucial evidence which had come to light only that morning.
'There had been a complaint against the runner of this particular business that they had been tinkering with a generator while handling a sausage.
'The environmental health team at Penrith took it very seriously and investigated, finding that the person running the business was Miss Bellas. She was plainly associated with the catering business.'
Miss Bellas was formally found not guilty and given £10 to cover her travelling expenses.
One experienced local defence lawyer, John Smith, said the case was 'symptomatic'.
'There's a lack of common sense in the way that laws are being enforced,' he said.
'If they had looked into this in more detail at an earlier stage, it might have been resolved sooner.'
The case is estimated to have cost around £2,000.
She was seen with a sausage, was some guy seen without?
LOL! She’s at least as nice as my ex...
Are we dry rubbing you the wrong way?
I'll bet they were watching Rachael Ray at the time!
Sausage Supper Stuffing:
http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipes/30-minute-meals/italian-sausage-supper-stuffing/article.html
Oh lawdy.....congratulations to you for being able to refer to such a person in the past tense, and congratulations again for having the skill to avoid having any 'particular' body parts taken from you without your permission....
Frankly, and I’m not proud to admit it, this is an area I’ve had some experience with, or have at least been in the general ballpark. I can’t remember a time when I ever sausage bad puns! They barely pass mustard!
I'm sure any guy named Frank will agree with that!
Any more of this and I will kiel over.
Simmer down before you make a hash out of everything.
*ahem* actually I do have fewer body parts than when I married her...
Sounds more like Washington, DC.
Free lunch?
Interesting angle on her insanity (possibly due to her forced abortion).
When are the guys in the white coats gonna ketchup with you?
A woman facing up to four years in jail for having a kitchen knife in her car was saved - by a sausage.
Can I cry now?
Four years in jail for “having a knife”... I could understand four years in jail for threatening to kill your coworkers with a knife, but carrying a knife in your car?
Great Britain has issues. Don’t tell me they’re trying to stop crime, the issues they have is they are no longer great.
A legislature that passes prohibitive laws against “carrying - opposed to using” a knife is a clear statement that the legislators do not trust the subjects.
Is it okay for me to cry? I’m saddened by this!
On the positive side, the waiting time for a Benchmade won’t be as long because those limeys won’t be buying any! LOL!
Notwithstanding the silliness of a knife law, the bangors and mash looks positively delicious!!!
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