UK: Woman escapes conviction for carrying a knife - after she was spotted handling a sausage

The Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | June 4, 2008

[MARTIAL MONK]

She was seen with a sausage, was some guy seen without?

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LOL! She’s at least as nice as my ex...

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Are we dry rubbing you the wrong way?

[ETL]

"In December 1997, Lorena made news when she was charged with assault for punching her mother, Elvia Gallo, as they watched television"

I'll bet they were watching Rachael Ray at the time!

Sausage Supper Stuffing:
http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipes/30-minute-meals/italian-sausage-supper-stuffing/article.html

[Stoat]

She’s at least as nice as my ex...

Oh lawdy.....congratulations to you for being able to refer to such a person in the past tense, and congratulations again for having the skill to avoid having any 'particular' body parts taken from you without your permission....

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Frankly, and I’m not proud to admit it, this is an area I’ve had some experience with, or have at least been in the general ballpark. I can’t remember a time when I ever sausage bad puns! They barely pass mustard!

[ETL]

I hope this stops before it goes any furter.

I'm sure any guy named Frank will agree with that!

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Any more of this and I will kiel over.

[Stonewall Jackson]

Simmer down before you make a hash out of everything.

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*ahem* actually I do have fewer body parts than when I married her...

[Turret Gunner A20]

This happened in California?

Sounds more like Washington, DC.

[Turret Gunner A20]

Free lunch?

[rfp1234]

http://www.afterabortion.org/bobbitt.html

Interesting angle on her insanity (possibly due to her forced abortion).

[Turret Gunner A20]

I can’t remember a time when I ever sausage bad puns! They barely pass mustard!

When are the guys in the white coats gonna ketchup with you?

[BertWheeler]

A woman facing up to four years in jail for having a kitchen knife in her car was saved - by a sausage.

Can I cry now?

Four years in jail for “having a knife”... I could understand four years in jail for threatening to kill your coworkers with a knife, but carrying a knife in your car?

Great Britain has issues. Don’t tell me they’re trying to stop crime, the issues they have is they are no longer great.

A legislature that passes prohibitive laws against “carrying - opposed to using” a knife is a clear statement that the legislators do not trust the subjects.

Is it okay for me to cry? I’m saddened by this!

On the positive side, the waiting time for a Benchmade won’t be as long because those limeys won’t be buying any! LOL!

[BertWheeler]

Notwithstanding the silliness of a knife law, the bangors and mash looks positively delicious!!!