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The roar of hollow patriotism (Garrison Keillor BARF ALERT!)
Chicago Tribune .com ^ | May 28, 2008 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 06/01/2008 11:07:48 AM PDT by rottndog

Three hundred thousand bikers spent Memorial Day weekend roaring around Washington in tribute to our war dead, and I stood on Constitution Avenue Sunday afternoon watching a river of them go by, waiting for a gap in the procession so I could cross over to the Mall and look at pictures. The street had been closed off for them and they motored on by, some flying the Stars and Stripes and the black MIA-POW flag, honking, revving their engines, an endless celebration of internal combustion.

A patriotic bike rally is sort of like a patriotic toilet-papering or patriotic graffiti—the patriotism somehow gets lost in the sheer irritation of the thing. Somehow a person associates Memorial Day with long moments of silence when you summon up mental images of men huddled together on amphibious assault vehicles and pilots revving up B-24s and infantrymen crouched behind piles of rubble steeling themselves for the next push.

You don't quite see the connection between that and these fat men with ponytails on Harleys. After hearing a few thousand bikes go by, you think maybe we could airlift these gentlemen to Baghdad to show their support of the troops in a more tangible way. It took 20 minutes until a gap appeared and then a mob of us pedestrians flooded across the street and the parade of bikes had to stop for us, and on we went to show our patriotism by looking at exhibits at the Smithsonian or, in my case, hiking around the National Gallery, which, after you've watched a few thousand Harleys pass, seems like an outpost of civilization.

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KEYWORDS: barf; hateamericaleftist; keillor; memorialday; miapow; motorcycles; rollingthunder
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To: USMCPOP

Enough of this sactimonious crap. I spent six years in the army and don’t owe nobody anything and don’t expect anything from anybody. This is the first time that I have mentioned my service, but I am tired of being preached to. I’ll say it again, I can’t stand the selfishness of bikers and think of them as overgrown playground bullies who are always looking for attention. So there!


41 posted on 06/01/2008 12:44:39 PM PDT by balls
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To: rottndog
I left Mr. K a brief comment.

Leave Comment Here
42 posted on 06/01/2008 12:45:14 PM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: rottndog
This would have been better off if Garrison had just left it in his private diary.

I find this by him elsewhere on the Internet:

This is a lesson I was taught in childhood: Thou shalt not create temptations for other people. Lock up your bicycle. Keep your money in your wallet. Keep your diary in your drawer.

It's a good lesson.

43 posted on 06/01/2008 12:51:43 PM PDT by x
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To: rottndog
What a hateful old woman.

You don't quite see the connection between that and these fat men with ponytails on Harleys.

Of course you don't, Keillor. You didn't serve in the military. If you had, you'd recognize most of these "fat men with ponytails" as your former comrades-in-arms.

-ccm

44 posted on 06/01/2008 1:00:17 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: whipitgood; balls
You don't like bikers.

OK, you don't have to. That's your privilege.

But what business is it of yours that others choose to exercise their rights and patriotic expressions in ways that you don't approve of?

Is that a reason to wish them dead?

In all liklihood, you have a hobby or a practice that you enjoy that just might offend somebody else. Would you approve of their wishing you dead?

For cryin' out loud, get some perspective. And some tolerance for others.

45 posted on 06/01/2008 1:05:32 PM PDT by okie01 (THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Ignorance on Parade)
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To: rottndog

” Somehow a person associates Memorial Day with long moments of silence when you summon up mental images of men huddled together on amphibious assault vehicles and pilots revving up B-24s and infantrymen crouched behind piles of rubble steeling themselves for the next push.

You don’t quite see the connection between that and these fat men with ponytails on Harleys.”

Obviously Mr. Keillor, YOU can’t make the connection,
but those “fat men with ponytails”
WERE those infantrymen,pilots, and servicemen.

THEY are not about to let liberals like yourself define Patriotism.


46 posted on 06/01/2008 1:11:55 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: rottndog
Here is a good article that smacks Keillor around for his hatred of patriotism. Garrison Keillor Mocks Patriotism
47 posted on 06/01/2008 1:15:32 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: rottndog

Real Men Envy.


48 posted on 06/01/2008 1:19:56 PM PDT by roses of sharon ( (Who will be McCain's maverick?))
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To: balls; Jarhead2844; USMCWriter; 1stbn27; 2111USMC; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 68 grunt; A.A. Cunningham; ...

Due respect my ass, balls and all.


49 posted on 06/01/2008 1:24:04 PM PDT by freema (Proud Marine Niece, Daughter, Wife, Friend, Sister, Cousin, Mom and FRiend)
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To: balls

And you Sir, are a first class moron, so there.


50 posted on 06/01/2008 1:29:04 PM PDT by bikerman (_ _ . /_ _ _ /_ . . / / . . . . / . / . _ . . / . _ _ . / / . . _ / . . . //)
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To: USMCPOP

51 posted on 06/01/2008 1:36:10 PM PDT by freema (Proud Marine Niece, Daughter, Wife, Friend, Sister, Cousin, Mom and FRiend)
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To: Charles Bronson Forever
Why does Harvey Korman have to go and not this jerkola?

Like John and Yoko.

52 posted on 06/01/2008 1:50:39 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler ( :: FREE LAZAMATAZ! ::)
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To: rottndog

It’s clear that the hollow echoes Keilor hears, are reverberating inside his own empty soul.


53 posted on 06/01/2008 1:54:32 PM PDT by DGHoodini ("Imagine a soul so old it's broken....and you'll know your invention is used,)
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To: padre35

A real Jackson Browne/James Taylor kind of...non...man.


54 posted on 06/01/2008 1:57:01 PM PDT by DGHoodini ("Imagine a soul so old it's broken....and you'll know your invention is used,)
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To: rottndog
>>>Why not have the military fly some volunteers with bikes over to salute the troops?<<<

Cause Garrison, we'd rather have the troops use their gas to kill Islamofascists, and have the bikers use their's just to piss you off.

55 posted on 06/01/2008 2:07:17 PM PDT by HardStarboard (Take No Prisoners - We're Out Of Qurans)
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To: freema

Awesome. Do you have any more pics?


56 posted on 06/01/2008 2:07:46 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: balls; USMCPOP; freema

Nope, you don’t owe anybody anything and I can see why you don’t expect anything from anybody. You and everyone else here with the same stereotypical view of bikers obviously don’t actually know any bikers. Boy would you be surprised if you did.

I was at Rolling Thunder last Sunday and there is not a more patriotic crowd you could ever ask for, most of them Vets and I felt honored to be in their presence.


57 posted on 06/01/2008 2:13:49 PM PDT by ticked (VROOM VROOM VROOM!!!! music to my ears.)
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To: balls
With all due respect to you and your going to honor one of the fallen, I do not understand why bikers so frequently turn solemn occassions, such as Memorial Day, into parades that shift the focus to themselves and their bikes. I believe it’s actually quite disrespectful.

Many of them are vets themselves, and have certainly earned the right to honor other soldiers in other wars. Even at such solemn occasions as veteran funerals, massed bikers have proved to be our most effective weapon against the Phelps gang. They deserve our respect for this alone.

58 posted on 06/01/2008 2:36:27 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: CindyDawg
http://auto.military.com/roadwarriors/view/road-trips/97682.html
59 posted on 06/01/2008 2:39:31 PM PDT by freema (Proud Marine Niece, Daughter, Wife, Friend, Sister, Cousin, Mom and FRiend)
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To: balls
I agree with you.

for every veteran riding a loud $25,000 Harley, there are 2 dozen posers. Mostly repressed business men who wish they had had the balls to be bikers instead of straight arrows.

Now that they have made their little fortunes, they are making a pitiful attempt to rewrite their lives by growing their hair long (usually stringy and gray), they scraggly beards, and dressing like former Hell's Angels.

It is both sad and obnoxious.
Mind you, I am neither objecting to them owning their $25,000 toys nor to their willingness to ride in support of the troops. I merely object to them portraying themselves as being more than they are.

And why the heck am I paying for a muffler on my automobile when these idiots are riding bikes that are so loud I can hear one from inside my house half a mile away?

Posers.
60 posted on 06/01/2008 2:42:30 PM PDT by Sudetenland (Those diplomats serve best, who serve as cannon fodder to protect our troops!)
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