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The roar of hollow patriotism (Garrison Keillor BARF ALERT!)
Chicago Tribune .com ^ | May 28, 2008 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 06/01/2008 11:07:48 AM PDT by rottndog

Three hundred thousand bikers spent Memorial Day weekend roaring around Washington in tribute to our war dead, and I stood on Constitution Avenue Sunday afternoon watching a river of them go by, waiting for a gap in the procession so I could cross over to the Mall and look at pictures. The street had been closed off for them and they motored on by, some flying the Stars and Stripes and the black MIA-POW flag, honking, revving their engines, an endless celebration of internal combustion.

A patriotic bike rally is sort of like a patriotic toilet-papering or patriotic graffiti—the patriotism somehow gets lost in the sheer irritation of the thing. Somehow a person associates Memorial Day with long moments of silence when you summon up mental images of men huddled together on amphibious assault vehicles and pilots revving up B-24s and infantrymen crouched behind piles of rubble steeling themselves for the next push.

You don't quite see the connection between that and these fat men with ponytails on Harleys. After hearing a few thousand bikes go by, you think maybe we could airlift these gentlemen to Baghdad to show their support of the troops in a more tangible way. It took 20 minutes until a gap appeared and then a mob of us pedestrians flooded across the street and the parade of bikes had to stop for us, and on we went to show our patriotism by looking at exhibits at the Smithsonian or, in my case, hiking around the National Gallery, which, after you've watched a few thousand Harleys pass, seems like an outpost of civilization.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: barf; hateamericaleftist; keillor; memorialday; miapow; motorcycles; rollingthunder
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"You stroll down past the World War II Memorial, which looks like something ordered out of a catalog, a bland insult to the memory of all who served, and thousands of motorcycles roar by disturbing the Sabbath, and it depresses you for hours."

"Me...Hate America???"

1 posted on 06/01/2008 11:07:49 AM PDT by rottndog
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To: rottndog

Why does Harvey Korman have to go and not this jerkola?


2 posted on 06/01/2008 11:09:43 AM PDT by Charles Bronson Forever
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To: rottndog

If I looked like that I’d feel woebegone also.


3 posted on 06/01/2008 11:10:56 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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Ahh,, the nasal self conscious pitch of a voice that mocks, but never offers, the look of rumpled and harried perfected even when there is no hurry at all, the purposefully windsor knotted tie, the look of a long time DC resident this one looks to be the perfect “gollum” to the machismo of Rolling Thunder, the mere whiff of testosterone sends them scurring along in pursuit of the haven of false intellect and gazing at the works of others, never daring to compare...


4 posted on 06/01/2008 11:16:06 AM PDT by padre35 (Conservative in Exile/ Isaiah 3.3/Cry havoc and let slip the RINOS)
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To: rottndog

Ahh,, the nasal self conscious pitch of a voice that mocks, but never offers, the look of rumpled and harried perfected even when there is no hurry at all, the purposefully windsor knotted tie, the look of a long time DC resident this one looks to be the perfect “gollum” to the machismo of Rolling Thunder, the mere whiff of testosterone sends them scurring along in pursuit of the haven of false intellect and gazing at the works of others, never daring to compare...


5 posted on 06/01/2008 11:16:35 AM PDT by padre35 (Conservative in Exile/ Isaiah 3.3/Cry havoc and let slip the RINOS)
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A truly worthless man.

He's squandered what used to be real talent mocking everything of value.

I'd rather spend the day visiting with those bikers than wasting five minutes with this poseur.

6 posted on 06/01/2008 11:18:44 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: rottndog

Garrison Keester is piece of hate America filth. Disturbing the Sabbath? Oh please, as if he cares about keeping Sunday holy as he hates Christians too.


7 posted on 06/01/2008 11:20:22 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: rottndog

Disturbing the Sabbath? Memorial Day has always been on Monday, hasn’t it?


8 posted on 06/01/2008 11:21:45 AM PDT by Neoncon (I am disrespectful to Socialism! Can you see I am serious?)
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To: rottndog

What he doesn’t seem to get is that many of these men are Vets. He does make one good point though. Why not have the military fly some volunteers with bikes over to salute the troops?


9 posted on 06/01/2008 11:22:01 AM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: padre35

ouch. thats gonna leave a mark!


10 posted on 06/01/2008 11:22:20 AM PDT by rahbert
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To: rottndog

As opposed to the mew of a small, spiteful man?


11 posted on 06/01/2008 11:23:18 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: rottndog

Most of the comments rip him a new one:

http://www.topix.net/forum/source/chicago-tribune/T3SUMMNT5U0ATVQ06


12 posted on 06/01/2008 11:23:20 AM PDT by LibFreeOrDie
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Why not have the military fly some volunteers with bikes over to salute the troops?

There would be no shortage of volunteers waiting to do it...let me tell you!
13 posted on 06/01/2008 11:23:39 AM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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And don’t forget: This creep gets paid with your taxes.


14 posted on 06/01/2008 11:26:05 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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Can you imagine the cheers as yall came out of the back of one of those planes?


15 posted on 06/01/2008 11:27:17 AM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: padre35

“A work of art can lift you up from the mishmash of life, the weight of the unintelligible world, and the situations where vulgarity squats on you like an enormous toad and won’t get off.”
Garry, you ARE a vulgar enormous toad! A great many of those bikers you so despise are Veterans!
Perhaps he’s more of a vulgar enormous load!


16 posted on 06/01/2008 11:27:23 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: rottndog
Keillor is the biggest one act pony of the last fifty years. He has ridden that Lake Woebegon bike father into the ground than any rider on a Harley ever could. I remember trying to read a book he wrote, same thing, Lake Woebegon ad nauseum. That was it Mr. Keillor, you have no talent, and you won't get any better hurling gratuitous insults at guys you don't even know hoping to smear George Bush in the process. You got all your going to get from carrying the leftists water, either get another act or shut up, it's not funny anymore, it's boring.
17 posted on 06/01/2008 11:27:34 AM PDT by Old North State
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To: rottndog

He looks like a toad and sounds like one too.


19 posted on 06/01/2008 11:34:43 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner ("We must not forget that there is a war on and our troops are in the thick of it!"--Duncan Hunter)
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To: balls
I joined this thread expecting to unload my pent-up dislike of this Keillor guy, but find myself cheering him on. I can’t abide bikers. They look like a bunch of over-the-hill sissies in their ponytails as they travel around in flocks intimidating queit, peaceful neighborhoods. Whenever I see one of these bikers splattered over the road after an accident, the only thought I have is that that’s one less asshole we will have to deal with.

If you don't like bikers that is your choice but your last staement is just beyond the pale. I know plenty of bikers and without fail they are great people.

Kirby

20 posted on 06/01/2008 11:35:05 AM PDT by KirbDog
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