I'm not one to scream about death cults but this is just sick.
This can’t be real!
Let’s just throw virgins into volcanos, like back in the good old days, to keep Gaia happy.
According to the results from my answers I should have died when I was 3.5 years old!
This is why we own way more guns than the average small nation.
"Bring it, greenie!"
Have the nuts at ABC calculated how soon they should die, too?
LOL I took that little quiz a couple days ago, and I should have died when I was 5.7 years old.
Unbelievable. I’ve cheated Mother Gaia of no less than half a century. On the upside, I expect to dance on the graves of the sanctimonious schmucks who are doing this to the kiddies.
We did this yesterday, here in Free Republic:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2022193/posts
Sick, but funny stuff.
I’m fairly modest in most things compared to the ‘evil’ middle-class lifestyle that the lefties hate. Still, even with low energy use, recycling, etc., etc., etc., the calculator told me that I should’ve died at 5.3 years of age.
The only way to score an average life span would be to be uber-PC. I’m gonna go back and test this hypothesis and see what the ideal life span ought to be before one surrenders him/her/itself to the euthanizers to be made into Soylent Green.
Back in a few moments...
4.7 years. That puts me nearly 35 years ahead.
IN YOUR FACE, AUSSIES!
This thing isn’t just a brainless scam, it’s targeting wealth and spending for a direct political end. I answered every question with the most PC-enviro-nutcase answers and still remained near on par with the average Aussie - until I hit question #10 which has to do with income disposal. Question #10 is directly linked with #11 which correlates your spending to PC approved causes. Only by spending less than $10,000.00 and then only on earth-friendly purchases (50%) and “ethical” investments was I able to earn enough karma to pay for a lifetime of balance on Mother Earth.
Fortunately, I’ve contributed more to the balance of nature on earth than any of these smug pigs will for the rest of their lives - I’ve earned my steak and gasoline many times over.
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You gotta try this! The envirowhackos say I should have died at 2.4 years old!
http://www.abc.net.au/science/planetslayer/greenhouse_calc.htm
I can’t believe these freaks are allowed to have contact with children!
Tacked up on the big, wall-sized bulletin board that lined the hall one Sunday were the childrens' assignment: using colored paper and crayons, draw the face of the Aztec god to whom child sacrifices were made.
This is elementary school, in the U-S-of-A. Isn't that sick? I mean, hey, let's make a game, an art project, something pretty, in associated with child sacrifices!
What was cool, though, was that one child had simply made a classic "happy face." It looked to me like he was saying, "screw you, your Aztec god, and this assignment!"
1.4 years....is all i get... and I spent over 100k useless wasteful dollars that really made the pig green and mad with envy...
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