At your service
Posted on 05/28/2008 6:02:25 AM PDT by devane617
A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid through the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100 per hour.
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
lmao.
I would guess the "maid" is really an (a-hem) escort who he agreed to pay in a form of non-cash renumeration (to wit: some of his wife's jewelry) so that he could avoid having to explain the cash withdrawals. When Wifey noticed some of her baubles were missing (he didn''t think she would miss them), he blamed it on the maid. Who he hired to clean his...bedroom... while she was away on...vacation. In the nude. "But that's all, honey. I never laid a finger on her. Really." Call your lawyer, pal.
Ha ha! The putz asked for that. By the way, that neighborhood is very exclusive and ritzy.
Its a good gig if you can keep it.
And then the intriguing explanation to his wife . .This guy is an embarrassment to geezers everywhere. He couldn't come up with something better than the truth? Sheesh.
This could be a valid insurance claim. The kicker is that the peril of theft could not have occurred as a result of an illegal act. If it was not illegal to hire this woman, he could submit a claim.
As to the payoff, lets just hope that the insured will be in good hands and get a payoff as fine as the cleaning: fast, fair and friendly.
“Where would she hide the money?”
He stepped out on to the balcony for a smoke afterwards, and .....
Where did she hide the jewelry?
“This guy is an embarrassment to geezers everywhere.”
Careful, 50 isn’t really considered “geezer” age. Geezer age begins when someone starts drawing social security.
It was a grab-and-run....no, wait, it was a pick-and-run...no, wait it was a pick-and-grab,...no,wait it was a ......
He must be at least pre-geezer-pausal if he is hiring nude maids and allowing them to clean unsupervised around $40,000 worth of jewelry, doncha think?
What’s the point in hiring a nude maid if you don’t watch?
“...Maybe she had one of those little tote trays with cleaning supplies...”
living in Indiana for a short time and interviewing a deputy jailer, I was shown a bottle of shampoo. It had been brought in by a prisoner’s girl friend. Only problem was that there was a file inside. He has cut through part of a bar before being caught.
Jewelry could easily be hidden in a like manner.
But, I’ll go with insurance fraud.
No doubt the money will have to be laundered.
*snicker* Of all the miserable situations to be in.
Talk about getting sucked dry.
no, wait ... it was a snatch n' grab .. no, wait, it was a grab n' snatch ... no, uh ... wait .. it was a snatch grabbin' snatch n' grab ... er ... n' hide ... an' .... um .....
Yeah, that's the ticket.
There’s more to this story that we haven’t learned - or, this guy’s quite possibly the dumbest man on the planet.
Normally, as a guy, you would avoid disclosing the fact that you hired a young woman to hang around the house nude while your spouse was out of town.
SOP would indicate the following:
Wife: “Honey, I seem to be missing some jewelry.”
Husband: “Huh?”
hahahahaaaa!
Here she is!
http://bp3.blogger.com/_E1yDr0XCGus/Rw6X3CDnmcI/AAAAAAAAAEc/J_gA7cSDPnQ/s1600-h/jbs_maid.jpg
:)
At your service
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