Posted on 05/27/2008 9:37:16 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY
Richard Oseni
Attorney at Law (SAT)
Rue des Oliviers, Blding 014H,
BP.01120 Lome-Casablanca, Togo
I take the liberty of writing you this very confidential mail. I implore you to give it your maximum attention as the contents are in absolute good faith.
For avoidance of doubts, my name is Barrister Richard Oseni, I am a full time practicing lawyer registered with the Togolese Bar Association as well as a Member of African Independent Financial Advisors.
My purpose of writing you this confidential mail is hinged on the fact that; I was personal attorney to Mr. GATOR NAVY, nationality of your country. Precisely on December 30th,2003, while returning from Accra Ghana after a weekend holiday at Labadi beach Hotel, my client and members of his family (wife and daughter) died in ghastly motor accident by running into a stationery Trailer without warning sign along the Togo/Ghana Express way.
After his death with members of his family,due process was followed to alert members of the public and any relation of his through Electronic Media Obituary Announcement both in the local television station here in Togo and Ghana. Also I took personal steps to announce his death through internet advert but yet up till this moment of writing no surviving relation of my said client ever came forward.
Right now his Bankers has written me requesting me to contact any serving relation of his for the purpose of transferring his estate in the sum of 10.2 million Us Dollars.
Due to the pressure from the Bank I decided to present you as the next of kin to my said deceased client and to further ask your hand of co-operation under utmost confidentiality to claim the outstanding sum by presenting you as the Next of Kin of my late client.
Needless to reassure you that as a Lawyer and personal attorney to my late client, all the necessary information and documents that will sufficiently prove to the officials of the Bank that you are the next of Kin to the deceased shall be obtained legally from the probate section of the High Court.
I would therefore request you to give this letter serious thought and get back to me urgently. You can also reach me through this email address for more information. richardoseni1@hotmail.fr
Regards.
Richard Oseni
Attorney at Law (SAT)
I’ll give this guy a gold star for creativity, but not my bank account number.
When you found out you were dead, did you register democrat?
Tell ‘em to donate it to Obama.
Sorry to hear of your passing. Look, I know this is kind of a sensitive time, but can I have your stereo?
PING to the 419 Expert!
What in the world were you doing in Ghana?
Ya know, I’d write back to him and tell him you are now going to haunt him all the days of his life, unless he puts $10 million (US) in a bank account (number to be given) in Switzerland.
What kind of white bigots are lynching people over penises? < /s >
...but what I wanna know is, how many other people have contacted YOU to provide their bank account numbers? (Split the take with me, and I’ll wait at least a month before I rat you out...)
Out of Africa
> What kind of white bigots are lynching people over penises? < /s >
Those who can’t pronounce the words in OUR Declaration of Independence. They read:
“that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of a Penis.” < /s >
Just tell them thank you but the check came a few days ago for the entire amount and you won’t need their services.
Wouldn’t they go crazy wondering?
Hey, I rewrote my last will & testament... saying if I am going to continue to vote after I am dead, I damn well want my vote to be Republican!
Good news: You’re rich.
Bad news: You’re dead.
LOL.
When I was a tyke, Nat King Cole had a song out where he had to pronounce the word “happiness” in two distinct parts, like this: “Hap—piness.” I was wondering to my self, why was he singing “hat penis?”
I can’t tell you how many foreign lotteries I’ve won over the last few years.
And I never knew I had so many Nigerian relatives.
i just received this email in my inbox! whoever sent it obviously doesnt know what a lawyer’s email looks like. theres no company header, no footer going on about confidentiality and a lawyer would not send from a yahoo address. will email back and say sorry but the cheque has already arrived :)
would have been nice though, would pay for my university
After receiving this email I thought as a joke I’d send one back to the person who sent it to me so I created a fake email account and I sent it straight back to them with there name on it PMSFL I wonder if there dumb enough to believe it? LOL
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