Posted on 05/09/2008 8:27:04 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
LOL....
Is that where that guy Sami Al-Arian taught? One of the few things O'Reilly ever did right was to draw attention to that guy.
Putin is scary. I hated when they elected him and now the Russians are just allowing him to stay in a position of power. I fear communism is on it’s way back in Russia.
You mean you didn't get that written into the contract? What were you thinking?
LOL.
BTW, ever see Joe's Apartment? Cute movie.
That little kitty does not look happy.
Ali is our research Queen
You have now been crowned cartoon Queen!!!
She’s probably thinking Ewww I got slimed. *L*
Email from my Congressman
Dear Friends,
Congress will soon consider a new Farm Bill. This legislation will take up where the old legislation left off, including authorized spending on the Department of Agriculture, various subsidy programs and price supports.
In light of the deficit, can we afford a new Farm bill? Are these subsidies needed or are such federal spending programs out of date?
Tell me what you think and after you vote, I will tell you what my position is.
Gosh, how I hate the global warming stack...(whining tone)
a little late but thanks for the ping every day.
Psst. I think Joisey is a King.
Rush is really nailing it with the Ohio tobacco settlement monies.
Ugh....had to look that movie up...no thanks. I get maybe 2 palmetto bugs in my house every year and I get so upset I am literally shaking. My cats spot them for me and I suck them up the vacuum cleaner scared out of my mind it might run or fly to me....I am petrified of them. One was so big it wouldn’t go through the hose nozzle!!
Ken the Red is gone!
Thankyou, but that's KING to you.
JOISEY & SON
Where was the photo taken, Joisey?
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