Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Fridday 5/09/08

The EIB Network ^ | May 9, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY

[advertising guy]

I was corrected sitting once................lolol

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Note the “come hither” look on Bubba’s face. What a sleaze.

[Joisey]

OT: I'm sorry to report that I have a nephew attending UC Santa Cruz, aka Commie U. Angela Davis is a tenured professor there. My brother and I were just speculating on possible final exam questions offered there (and if you've seen the UCSC course catalog, you'll know these are within the realm of possibility).

Eng Lit 101: "Write a sentence on how this semester of English Literature made you feel ... or draw a picture."

Poli Sci 122 - "Do you agree that GWB is the worst president ever? ... Yes or yes."

Health Sciences 137 - "Write a paragraph describing how sex is always meaningless."

Poli Sci 201 ... "Create a bill for Congress to make it illegal for one's actions to have consequences."

Math 101: "How many undocumented visitors does it take to use up $5,000,000,000 in government entitlement programs?"

Sociology 101: "If an undocumented visitor is driving a borrowed car while intoxicated through no fault of his own, and a stupid, xenophobic American brat runs out in front of him only 1,000 yards away, making it impossible to avoid hitting her, which government agency is responsible for providing the visitor's legal and medical care?"

Geography 101: "Name the seven geographical phenomena that stand in the way of our courageous Hispanic neighbors to the south who are being oppressed in their heroic efforts to reach Mexifornia and Mexizona."

Anthropology 101: "Describe how you feel about the United States' cruel, racist treatment of innocent undocumented workers who are picking the crops without which fat, selfish, lazy Americans would starve."

[ChicagoConservative27]

Hope i can FReep at the new job.

[advertising guy]

I listen to el Rushbo on the NY ABC online link

Imus is having an Imusradiothon ( for the chilllens)

[ChicagoConservative27]

I’m a 24/7 member.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Cute picture in email today:

[Fawn]

I stand for them....:)

[Fawn]

How sweet!

[advertising guy]

when I was young and standin, my ole man would literally kick my butt

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Liberalism is nothing more than “feelings” and the overly emotional gravitate towards liberalism, because their overreactions to everything are welcomed and explained away.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Russia showcased its military might and youthful new president to the world Friday, as heavy tanks and missile launchers rumbled across Red Square in a Victory

In a nationally broadcast speech two days after his inauguration, President Dmitry Medvedev avoided the bellicose rhetoric of his mentor and predecessor, Vladimir Putin, who drew parallels between United States and Nazi Germany during last year’s parade.

However, in his speech marking victory over Adolf Hitler’s Germany, the 42-year-old Medvedev said the history of World War II demonstrated that military conflicts are rooted in “irresponsible ambitions which prevail over interests of nations and entire continents.”

“We must not allow contempt for the norms of international law,” he said, in what sounded like veiled criticism of the United States and its Western allies.

The Kremlin has consistently criticized both the U.S.-led war in Iraq and wide Western recognition of Kosovo’s declaration of independence from Russia-allied Serbia as flagrant violations of international legal norms.

A stern-faced Putin, who was named prime minister Thursday, hovered at Medvedev’s shoulder on the podium hiding the mausoleum of Soviet founder Vladimir Lenin. His face was prominently shown in TV broadcasts — an image that played to the wide belief the former president will continue calling the shots.

Medvedev, his country’s third post-Soviet president, hailed the rebuilding Russian military, saying it can “give a reliable protection to the motherland.”

“Our army and navy are getting stronger. Just as Russia itself, they are gaining strength,” he said.

More than 100 combat vehicles, including intercontinental ballistic missile launchers, rolled across the cobblestone Red Square and strategic bombers and fighter jets roared overhead in the first such display in 18 years.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...

[FaithintheRight]

[Fawn]

Did you deserve it?

[advertising guy]

NO !...............and I had a note

. signed Epstein’s mother

[murron]

Hillary Clinton reminds me of the villianess in a soap opera. You want to see her get her come-upance but she never seems to. She always gets away with her evil deeds and causes ruination in the lives of all around her. You want her to go away but she is still there years later.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I hope so, too. We’d miss you.

[ChicagoConservative27]

You’re lucky you can FReep at work.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*LOL* OH MY Gosh I love Welcome Back Kotter!

[Miss Didi]

That’s good...the Rush thread has the best cartoons. ;)