Posted on 05/09/2008 8:27:04 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
I love the picture. :) I think my dogs are sexist. They always get “Daddy” a Father’s Day present, yet Mom never gets one. *LOL*
Hee hee. You know, with that one hairdo she was sporting a while back, she looked just like Gary Oldman’s version of Dracula.
I hope that cat didn’t get its head stuck in there.
Eng Lit 101: "Write a sentence on how this semester of English Literature made you feel ... or draw a picture."
Poli Sci 122 - "Do you agree that GWB is the worst president ever? ... Yes or yes."
Health Sciences 137 - "Write a paragraph describing how sex is always meaningless."
Poli Sci 201 ... "Create a bill for Congress to make it illegal for one's actions to have consequences."
Math 101: "How many undocumented visitors does it take to use up $5,000,000,000 in government entitlement programs?"
Sociology 101: "If an undocumented visitor is driving a borrowed car while intoxicated through no fault of his own, and a stupid, xenophobic American brat runs out in front of him only 1,000 yards away, making it impossible to avoid hitting her, which government agency is responsible for providing the visitor's legal and medical care?"
Geography 101: "Name the seven geographical phenomena that stand in the way of our courageous Hispanic neighbors to the south who are being oppressed in their heroic efforts to reach Mexifornia and Mexizona."
Anthropology 101: "Describe how you feel about the United States' cruel, racist treatment of innocent undocumented workers who are picking the crops without which fat, selfish, lazy Americans would starve."
Hey, I could be a college professor. I'd just have to be a terrorist first, dedicated to the overshrow of the U.S. government, so I'd be considered acceptable by bastions of higher educaton like UCSC and the U. of Chicago.
takes me a 9 iron to nail 142 yrds IF I hit it right
*LOL* Too funny. Sadly, close to true.
LOL
Your cat wouldn’t forget you!
Rush: “Cockroaches are like the Clintons—not even nuclear war can get rid of them.”
Exactly- and that’s why they’ve begun to call it “climate change”...one size fits all..
My sister’s cat has become my best friend. *L* He runs to sit by me when I visit her. (I think he smells the treats I bring him.)
My kitty used to get in some “tight” spaces -— but she always managed to get out OK
Here in Tampa there's a radio host that calls USF (University of South Florida) MUSLIM TERRORIST UNIVERSITY.
“Climate Change” is the ultimate in win win situations....It gets colder, climate change, it gets warmer, climage change. Snow in May - Climate Change; Drought - Climate Change. According to algore, tornadoes - climate change. It’s like flipping a two headed coin.
I am really looking forward to some thunderstorms too Rushbo...I love them....
COMPARING a COCKROACH to BILL CLINTON. The COCKROACH has MORALS! LOL
See you later...
Nah..it’s not the treats...he knows you like him!
I stand corrected.....
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