Rush Limbaugh says Clinton-Obama race is proceeding precisely according to his plan

LA Times ^ | 5-6-08 | Andrew Malcolm

[kingattax]

Rush Limbaugh, the self-appointed Commander-in-Chief of Operation Chaos, is puffing on his immense cigar and gloating at this very moment in his Florida bunker. And preparing to celebrate two more grand and glorious political victories over Democrats today, no matter who wins the primaries in Indiana and Florida.

Usually as shy and retiring as, say, P.T. Barnum, the influConservative radio talkshow host Rush Limbaugh, the self-appointed commander in chief of Operation Chaos designed to promote the candidacy of New York Senator Hillary Clinton with Republican help against Illinois Senator Barack Obama and prolong the political infighting within the democratic party as long as possibleential conservative radio talk-show host is in his bombastic element these past couple of months, ordering many of his 12 million-plus obedient daily listeners to switch their voting registration presumably from the Republican party and go cast a ballot wherever they are for Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Not because he suddenly likes her after all these years of anti-Clinton rants. Nor, judging by what he's said on the air, because he's a huge fan of the presumptive Republican nominee, Sen. John McCain, who isn't conservative enough for the broadcaster.

Rushbo says he couldn't care less who wins the Democratic Party's presidential nomination. He just wants the two surviving candidates to beat up on each other as long as possible, hopefully...

into their national convention in Denver in late August.

In fact, the maverick maestro admitted during a Fox News interview Monday that he thinks Sen. Barack Obama will ultimately win the Democratic nomination. But the freshman Illinois senator will be a lot more bruised than he would have been had he floated to easy victories all winter and into the spring as Clinton fell behind in votes, delegates and money.

[djf]

Well, IMHO El Fatbo is just about guaranteeing a Dem victory.

Guess what? With all the yakkin about “change”, we’re liable to see the first ticket (that will be lauded as “CHANGE”)

A white female and a Black man.
Just wait.

And just to get even, they’ll draft Loudmouthbaugh as their Press Secretary...

[L98Fiero]

“Apples and oranges. Geesh!”

Oh, I disagree. Sure they carry different messages. What they have in common though is a popularity that increases with a preceived enemy or injustice. In this manner, Rush is very similar in his role as Jesse and Al are in theirs. When the enemy or injustice subsides, so does their popularity and income.

Rush no more wants rid of liberals than Jesse does racial strife. It’s their livlihoods.

[river rat]

Appointing Ann Coulter as Press Secretary is an appointment that would cause Leftist heads to explode!

The carnage would be awesome.....and desperately needed if we’re to save the Republic.

[djf]

Longing for his glory days when the Clintons were in office. A Hillary win just might make him relevant again

Exactamundo!

[Charles Henrickson]

Click the tune link and sing along!

INFILTRATOR (The Operation Chaos Song)
Tune: "Operator"

Infiltrator
Run the Operation
Operation
Causing long Chaos
Long Chaos
Until Denver

Infiltrator
Operation
Give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
I like to sneak in and hear 'em whine
Oh, Rush is our Commander
Limbaugh is his name
Denver is the target
Chaos is the aim
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
Won't you tell me why the Dems are takin' so long
Infiltrator
Operation
Don't try to tell me it's nothin' at all
Obama had the numbers
And Hillary's were small
But since we started Chaos
It's been a bloody brawl
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
We're provin' that we can
Infiltrator
Operation
We're just mind-numbed robots with a plan
Don't worry 'bout the party
I can switch it back
Just give me a prim'ry ballot
I'm votin' Democrat
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Won't you please give 'em Chaos
Give 'em Chaos all the time

[Jim Noble]

I hate to say it, but Al Franken was right.

[Biggirl]

It looks like OPERATION CHAOS is doing a fantastic job just as ElRushbo ordered.

[50cal Smokepole]

Yep, and it’s funny that the MSM just refuses to get it right ... lol.

[Biggirl]

...Or even funier yet, come very close to give Rush the credit. LOL

[50cal Smokepole]

Are you stalking me?
THANK ME!

[Biggirl]

...Well thank Rush, Sean, and Mark. LOL

[Biggirl]

Operation Chaos is creating the perfect conditions for a McCain win in November.

[Maverick68]

You would have heard NOTHING in the media about Rev Wright and SheikAli Ayers if Hillary had dropped out of the race early...

[csmusaret]

Can’t you see Pelosi and Reid with Obama as Pres? It would look like three cats in a sandbox.

[Biggirl]

I think this will create chaos all the way to Denver.

[kingattax]