Posted on 04/27/2008 4:08:44 AM PDT by tlb
Maybe Ive been reading too many stories about the fad of teenage vampire chick lit, worlds filled with parasitic aliens and demi-human creatures, but theres something eerie going on in this race.
Hillary grows more and more glowy as Obama grows more and more wan.
Is she draining him of his precious bodily fluids? Leeching his magic? Siphoning off his aura?
It used to be that he was incandescent and she was merely inveterate. Now shes bristling with life force, and he looks like he wants to run away somewhere for three months by himself and smoke.
A man at a sports bar in Latrobe, Pa., advised Obama, Get some sleep, Barack, you look like youre tired, man.
When the candidate noted hes been running for president for 15 months, the guy offered another tip: You need a drink.
Instead of jokingly complaining that babies have learned to walk and talk since he first got in the race, he should remind voters that, if Hillary prevails, some people will slouch toward middle age having never known a White House without a Bush or a Clinton.
Accused by an Indianapolis reporter of looking like a GQ cover, he said he has only four pairs of shoes and buys five of the same suit and then I patch them up and wear them repeatedly. But his campaign refused to reveal the brand, presumably because its not J. C. Penney.
I dont want to go out of my way to sort of prove my street cred as a down-to-earth guy, he said, after going out of his way. People know me.
Not yet, but we will, one of these years.
(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...
Here are a few more...
"Did somebody say 'PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS'???"
Meantime, Hillary and Bill are so desperate to prove that they are not racist, have never been, and have always been in the corner for the blacks that I wouldn't be surprised if they would go black-face ala Al Jolsen and start singing "Swanee" in the last days of this campaign. (might be the only way left that Hillary can win, come to think of it!) Of course, all the while having their machine dig up more dirt on Obama and processing it to "sources" for distribution.
And...at this late date, Obama is trying very hard to find a way to identify with the common white, middle-class working man. Maybe he should ask Michael Jackson the name of his doctor who lightened his skin, to bring out his (Obama's)natural "whiteness," you know, the other 50% of his heritage that his pastor hates.
Still can’t believe she (Zeta-Jones) married that a-hole Michael Douglas.
What in the world does she see in that decrepit, leftist hack?
Sorry for going a bit off topic but that just blows my mind.
Now is the time to get on the Clinton bandwagon or be left cold and dead after they win. The Clintons have long memories and a desire for revenge. Hillary: The American Evita without the singing voice.
Woe to those who turned on her for theirs will be a grim fate. Her wrath will be Biblical.
They should be -- they've played the race card on Obama repeatedly, even doggedly, ever since before South Carolina, all the while insisting with typical Clintonesque brazenness that they are doing nothing of the sort, and that contrariwise it's Obama that is playing that card on them. [Clinton Lie Meter lurches into red, pegs out, falls over and breaks, bursts into flames.]
Of course, the black voters are voting as racistly (w?) as any Klan convention, and nobody this side of Neptune is calling them on it -- well, I did hear one AM talk-radio voice bring up Obama's hypermajorities in the black precincts, but that was about it. Everyone else in media is giving those turkeys a pass, like we owe them or something.
Slick had himself an El Camino or similar, tricked out with a camper cap and Astro-Turf as a bed liner for quickies. Easy to wash down at the self-service car wash, you see. That was his trailer-trashy idea of a pickup ride, when he was soiling college with his presence.
I wanted to point out that Lucrezia was young and attractive, as opposed to Hill....
Compared to Hillary, Belfogar would be young and attractive.
And are the Bushes the Sforzas?
More like the Hapsburgs. Never learned anything, never forgot anything either.
I hope she presents Mr. Douglas with about six more kids. We could use the talent and the looks. The gene pool needs help these days.
Ah, but my friend, the Clintons shorn of left-wingy friends and protectors in MSM will be, shall we say, so inviting...... for our conservative bretheren.
Even if by some miracle Hillary wins, she'll win four years of being a voodoo doll for every thinking person in America. Payback is such a b!tch.....
<Booming female voice on P/A> "Paging Mr. Gingrich, Mr. Newt Gingrich. Please pick up any courtesy phone, Mr. Gingrich please."
Forgot to answer this question of yours:
“Do you think I should load Hydrashoks or Winchester Silver Tips?”
Doesn’t matter, because you never see the Borgias coming. Just don’t accept any dinner invitations.
Thanks for the astroturf answer; I’ll try not to have any visuals.
“Never learned anything, never forgot anything either.”
Sounds like an excellent motto.
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