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1 posted on 04/13/2008 4:03:02 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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“We’re Americans,” she said, “We’re not a bunch of cry babies. Things change. We deal with it. We suck it up, learn a new skill, and do something else to earn the money we need to buy stuff, you know, like Bibles and bullets.”

One of Scrappleface’s best!


2 posted on 04/13/2008 4:05:35 AM PDT by poobear (tagline is on a coffee break!)
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Had me going in that 1st paragraph then I looked at the source.
Good joke.


3 posted on 04/13/2008 4:05:49 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (An enemy of Islam)
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4 posted on 04/13/2008 4:06:34 AM PDT by libs_kma (The land of the free, because of the brave)
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If only we could dream.....


5 posted on 04/13/2008 4:06:38 AM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (Juan McCain....The lesser of Three Liberals.")
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Too funny!

I love Scrappleface.

6 posted on 04/13/2008 4:06:58 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range

"... bravely dodging incoming sniper fire all the way." ;)

7 posted on 04/13/2008 4:08:43 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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BEST.

SCRAPPLEFACE.

EVER.


8 posted on 04/13/2008 4:14:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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LOL! This is one of the few Scapplface's I knew right off the bat had to be Scappleface, BEFORE I looked at the source!

Classic!

9 posted on 04/13/2008 4:22:10 AM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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This one was priceless!


10 posted on 04/13/2008 4:22:44 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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This one was priceless!


11 posted on 04/13/2008 4:24:10 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.

This had me absolutely ROTFLMAOPIMP!

12 posted on 04/13/2008 4:24:27 AM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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When she was asked why she carriers a .45 she replied:
Cause they don't make a .46
14 posted on 04/13/2008 4:33:18 AM PDT by DeaconRed (We must make sure our Brave Military gets the support to Win This WAR. Not another Viet Nam.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; glock rocks; tubebender; NormsRevenge; HonestConservative; eeevil conservative

Don’t miss this ‘un - ping


15 posted on 04/13/2008 4:36:55 AM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben, reports to Parris Island on June 30.)
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Yup....Scrappleface...Love ya dude...


16 posted on 04/13/2008 4:39:27 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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17 posted on 04/13/2008 4:45:21 AM PDT by Bobalu (What do I know, I'm a Typical White Guy)
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Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range, where she fired roughly 300 rounds through a handgun she said she carries concealed everywhere she goes.

Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.

LOL.. That is one of the best ever by Scrappleface. I looked at the title and then the source before reading, but knew it would be good. 300 rounds of .45 will make your hand hurt.

19 posted on 04/13/2008 4:49:54 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Just say "No" to BO.)
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This “act” brought to you by the lady who was pushing gun control laws in 1999. Oh excuse I was wrong about that...She’s no lady.


20 posted on 04/13/2008 4:51:32 AM PDT by blueyon (Loose lips sink ships.)
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More lies and Bullsh!t from the usual source...the clintons. They truly must be stupid if hey think that Americans are stupid enough to believe their crap !!! Pitiful !!!


21 posted on 04/13/2008 5:14:48 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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Satire, of course. Would that there were a candidate with that kind of charm and grasp of the Constitution - I’d vote for her (or him).


24 posted on 04/13/2008 5:30:31 AM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.

It’s long been said that pets resemble their owners.

Maybe it’s fitting that Hillary would choose a pistol named the Warthog.


30 posted on 04/13/2008 2:05:46 PM PDT by cquiggy
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