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Seizing Moment, Hillary Totes Bible to Gun Range
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 04/13/2008 4:03:02 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Seizing Moment, Hillary Totes Bible to Gun Range by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · No Comments

(2008-04-13) — Sensing an opportunity to portray Sen. Barack Obama as elitist and out of touch after his remarks about “bitter” rural Americans who cling to guns, God and xenophobia, Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range, where she fired roughly 300 rounds through a handgun she said she carries concealed everywhere she goes.

Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.

As reporters looked on, the Democrat presidential candidate emptied one 10-round magazine after another, with fair accuracy, at a human silhouette target.

“Small town folk like us,” said Sen. Clinton, “don’t cling to God or guns because we’re bitter about the economy, as my opponent suggests. We believe in God because he’s real, and we keep and bear arms as the best insurance against tyrants who would strip our freedoms if they didn’t fear our collective power.”

As for the economy, the candidate said, small-town people haven’t been sitting on their hands since the steel and textile mills closed 25 years ago.

“We’re Americans,” she said, “We’re not a bunch of cry babies. Things change. We deal with it. We suck it up, learn a new skill, and do something else to earn the money we need to buy stuff, you know, like Bibles and bullets.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: itssatire
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1 posted on 04/13/2008 4:03:02 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

“We’re Americans,” she said, “We’re not a bunch of cry babies. Things change. We deal with it. We suck it up, learn a new skill, and do something else to earn the money we need to buy stuff, you know, like Bibles and bullets.”

One of Scrappleface’s best!


2 posted on 04/13/2008 4:05:35 AM PDT by poobear (tagline is on a coffee break!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Had me going in that 1st paragraph then I looked at the source.
Good joke.


3 posted on 04/13/2008 4:05:49 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (An enemy of Islam)
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To: Sub-Driver

4 posted on 04/13/2008 4:06:34 AM PDT by libs_kma (The land of the free, because of the brave)
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To: Sub-Driver

If only we could dream.....


5 posted on 04/13/2008 4:06:38 AM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (Juan McCain....The lesser of Three Liberals.")
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To: Sub-Driver
Too funny!

I love Scrappleface.

6 posted on 04/13/2008 4:06:58 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: Sub-Driver
Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range

"... bravely dodging incoming sniper fire all the way." ;)

7 posted on 04/13/2008 4:08:43 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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To: Sub-Driver
BEST.

SCRAPPLEFACE.

EVER.


8 posted on 04/13/2008 4:14:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Sub-Driver
LOL! This is one of the few Scapplface's I knew right off the bat had to be Scappleface, BEFORE I looked at the source!

Classic!

9 posted on 04/13/2008 4:22:10 AM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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To: Sub-Driver

This one was priceless!


10 posted on 04/13/2008 4:22:44 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Sub-Driver

This one was priceless!


11 posted on 04/13/2008 4:24:10 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Sub-Driver
Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.

This had me absolutely ROTFLMAOPIMP!

12 posted on 04/13/2008 4:24:27 AM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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To: All
Ya know, we all can say what we want about Hillary, but there's is one thing she does quite extaordinary I've noticed, and that is she deadpan's fabulously. I really think she'd get a kick out this ScappleFace.

ie...John Stewart Show.

13 posted on 04/13/2008 4:30:20 AM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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To: Sub-Driver
When she was asked why she carriers a .45 she replied:
Cause they don't make a .46
14 posted on 04/13/2008 4:33:18 AM PDT by DeaconRed (We must make sure our Brave Military gets the support to Win This WAR. Not another Viet Nam.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; glock rocks; tubebender; NormsRevenge; HonestConservative; eeevil conservative

Don’t miss this ‘un - ping


15 posted on 04/13/2008 4:36:55 AM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben, reports to Parris Island on June 30.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Yup....Scrappleface...Love ya dude...


16 posted on 04/13/2008 4:39:27 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: Sub-Driver

17 posted on 04/13/2008 4:45:21 AM PDT by Bobalu (What do I know, I'm a Typical White Guy)
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To: PSYCHO-FREEP
After yesterdays oil thread, I'm glad to see some
haven't followed you over here.

Those were some childish replies that were being thrown at you.
Oh well, everyone gets to voice their opinions, to bad some have to be so juvenile.. Great information yesterday by the way.

18 posted on 04/13/2008 4:48:56 AM PDT by ThreePuttinDude ()... Cevapi & Slivovitz for everyone....()
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To: Sub-Driver
Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range, where she fired roughly 300 rounds through a handgun she said she carries concealed everywhere she goes.

Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol.

LOL.. That is one of the best ever by Scrappleface. I looked at the title and then the source before reading, but knew it would be good. 300 rounds of .45 will make your hand hurt.

19 posted on 04/13/2008 4:49:54 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Just say "No" to BO.)
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To: Sub-Driver

This “act” brought to you by the lady who was pushing gun control laws in 1999. Oh excuse I was wrong about that...She’s no lady.


20 posted on 04/13/2008 4:51:32 AM PDT by blueyon (Loose lips sink ships.)
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