Posted on 04/12/2008 7:29:57 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
A piece of artillery apparently misfired yesterday from the Picatinny Arsenal in Morris County and landed about 2 1/2 miles away, crashing into the roof of a house in the Oak Ridge section of Jefferson Township and onto a child's bed, authorities said.
No one was hurt in the incident, which occurred between 2 and 3 p.m., but the family cat was killed, Jefferson police said.
Picatinny officials said last evening they are investigating the incident. Officials from the base sent an explosive ordnance team to the home to investigate.
Picatinny officials said tonight they are investigating the incident. Officials from the base sent an explosive ordnance team to the home to investigate.
The base commander, Brig. Gen. William Phillips, and Lt. Col. John Stack also visited the home tonight, post spokesman Peter Rowland said.
"We sent an explosive ordnance team to look into the matter," Rowland said. "I can't confirm it, but I can't rule it out either."
The base commander, Brig. Gen. William Phillips, and Lt. Col. John Stack also visited the home last evening, post spokesman Peter Rowland said.
The homeowner heard a loud noise of something crashing through the roof and found the fragment had struck her 10-year-old daughter's bed. Her daughter, Casandra, was not home at the time, Detective Joe Kratzel of the Jefferson Township police said.
"Thank God my daughter was not here," said the homeowner, Cheryl Angle of Longwood Lake Road. "My daughter would have been in that bed."
Family members said Casandra had been picked up 20 minutes earlier to go to a sleepover at a friend's house. A 14-year-old son, Brandon, was home at the time.
Because the shell set a blanket smoldering, family members feared it might have started a house fire.
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Weird.
Some cats just need killin’.
(Relax, I’m kidding a little bit.)
Somebody is going to get courtmartialed for this...
And the gubberment is going to get sued.
The kitty got zotted
This is no doubt a cover up for space aliens. I bet there have been several reports of UFO sightings lately. A stray bomb that just happens to take out the family cat? suspicious.
There's a huge hole in the roof. The little girl's bed is smoldering. The cat is dead and this is their reply: "We sent an explosive ordnance team to look into the matter," Rowland said. "I can't confirm it, but I can't rule it out either."
Duke Bush denied being anywhere near New Jersey at the time.
The Cat Came Back back
Chorus:
Oh! The cat came back, the very next day.
Oh the cat came back, he thought he was a goner.
But the cat came back, he just couldn’t stay away, away, away, HEY HEY HEY!
Lyrics:
Old Man Johnson had troubles of his own.
He had a yellow cat that wouldn’t leave his home.
He tried and he tried, to give that cat away.
He gave him to a man going far, far away.
Chorus.
He gave it to a man going up in a balloon.
He told ‘em to give it to the Man in the Moon.
The balloon came down about 90 miles away.
But where that man is today I can not say!
Chorus.
He gave him to a boy with a dollar note,
Told him to take up the river in a boat,
Tied a rock round its neck must have weighed a hundred pounds,
And now they’re dredging the river for the little boy who drowned.
Chorus.
He gave it to a man goin’ way out West.
He told him to give it to the one he loved best.
The train hit the curve, and then jumped the rail.
And no one is alive today to tell the gruesome tale!
Chorus.
Old Man Johnson swore he’d shoot that cat on sight!
He loaded up his shotgun with rail of dynamite.
He waited and he waited for that cat to come around.
But 97 pieces of that man were all they found!
Chorus.
The A-Bomb fell, just the other day!
The H-Bomb fell in the the very same way.
First went England. Awwwww.. (one singer should drop)
Then went Iraq. Yay! (another singer should drop)
But then the U S A.. awww... (last or all singers should drop)
The human race,
was destroyed,
with out a chance to praaaaaaaaaay...
-pause-
BUT!!
The cat came back, the very next day.
Oh the cat came back, he thought he was a goner.
But the cat came back, he just couldn’t stay away, away, away, HEY HEY HEY!
LOL, after the 8th one is gone it's a short walk.
Not to take away from the seriousness of an incident like this ——— but why would a 10 year old be in bed at 2 to 3 PM in the afternoon?
“A piece of artillery”?
Where do journalists get their degrees, and do they teach the English language there?
Ignorance lives!
Some LT can kiss his career goodbye.
Aside from paying for the repairs and paying for the cat, what are the damages? The government will pay for those things without a lawsuit. If a person was injured or died, a whole different story.
The mortar shell was fitted with a webcam and caught the feline's final moments:
The way it’s written it sounds like the piece of artillery landed in the kids room.
As that great man T.S. Garp once proposed .........that is the safest damn house in America now.....what are the odds that it could happen again !!
Those muzzle fookers are pretty accurate ! Anyone else here claim to be able to hit a cat from that far away ?!!?
/sarc
OK, I am so gonna bill you for a new monitor.
Right after my A— quits rolling on the floor in laughter.
This reads weird. Or maybe I am just too sleepy.
Are they trying to say that an artillery unit fired a shell that struck a civilian home?
If thats the case, someone damn well needs to sue and a General needs to be fired, if not courtmartialed.
Some have a weird sense of humor. The killing of a cat is not funny.
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