Posted on 04/11/2008 5:44:25 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
There must be something about midnight. Because sometime between 11 PM and 3 AM, Hillary Clinton is transformed from a sleepy sexagenarian who can't keep her facts straight into a bold Commander-in-Chief dealing decisively with the crisis of the moment.
We all know about Hillary's 3 AM mastery. As for 11 PM, Bill Clinton went on the campaign trail in Indiana yesterday and chalked up his wife's problems with the truth of Tuzla to the senior moments that afflict people of her age at that time of night. Story Continues Below Ad ↓
Morning Joe has been having an absolute field day today with Bill's fibs on the matter, repeatedly playing clips of him out on the stump yesterday. How can a politician tell he's gone too far in twisting the truth? When Willie Geist, normally averse to plunging into the political fray, faults a pol for telling "so many lies" about something, as Willie did this morning about Bill's whoppers. Joe Scarborough branded Bill a "runaway beer truck."
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What happens to Hillary at midnight? Ping to Today show list.
“Hillary Clinton...sexagenarian...”
So wrong on every level! *SHIVER*
How would Bill know how good Hillary! is at 3am? He’s never there.
They shouldn’t let Bill out without a minder. I’m beginning to wonder if there really IS something to the theory that he doesn’t WANT her to win.
The witching hour.
Smartest woman in the world needs her beauty rest bump.
Reading Bill Clinton’s words is UNSETTLING!! He talks like a KID, “ya knows” and such......he really is white trash.
“They shouldn’t let Bill out without a minder.”
and a shock collar.
Did the little girl get to ride the horse depicted on the right side of you picture?
Good one.
I don’t know, I kind of envision a groggy Hillary answering the phone at 3AM going something like this:
(RINNNNG)
“H’lo... Lunch?... Yeah, okay, sure...Bye.”
(SOUND OF SNORING)
Morning Headline:
PRESIDENT AUTHORIZES NUKING OF IRAN
Hillary: “You did not say ‘launch’!”
At least Bill did say he didn’t think Barack Obama was a car thief.
you = your.
I am short on “r”’s.
Darn it I just wasted another one!
You do not wanna know...
So wrong on every level! *SHIVER*
Right. Instead of the Latinate word "sexagenarian" maybe we should form the adjective from the Greek word hexekontaetes meaning "60 years old."
"the hexecontaetic Hillary Clinton..."
Somehow "hex" and Hillary go together better than the other word.
A little off topic here but man Mika’s been a BITCH lately. (Joe can’t say that but I can.)
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