[neodad]

What happens to Hillary at midnight?

The witching hour.

[william clark]

Good one.

I don’t know, I kind of envision a groggy Hillary answering the phone at 3AM going something like this:

(RINNNNG)

“H’lo... Lunch?... Yeah, okay, sure...Bye.”

(SOUND OF SNORING)

Morning Headline:

PRESIDENT AUTHORIZES NUKING OF IRAN

Hillary: “You did not say ‘launch’!”