60 things to do during Earth Hour

Globe and Mail ^ | March 29, 2008 | TENILLE BONOGUORE

[AlaskaErik]

I plan on lighting up my house like a Christmas tree!

[FastCoyote]

64. Find local enviro (weenie,nut) , put him/her out of my misery

65 Burn eco-weenie on bonfire for warmth. Use tallow for candles.

[Nailbiter]

LOL
Book mark, going to be funny night

[CanaGuy]

Sure...don’t go anywhere, sit in the dark, experience no computer, no phone, no cell-phone, no radio, no tv, no washer/dryer, no air-conditioning, no curling iron, no stove, no fridge, no razor, no vacuum cleaner, no stereo, no guitar amp, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

The next day, if you survived without your spouse or kids shooting you, go out and actively support the increase of fossil fuel and nuclear power generating plants.

[Mr. Silverback]

Harness the combined romance of candlelight and eco-chivalry to pop the question.

Eco-chivalry? Man, what kind of testicle-deprived wussbag would pick Earth Hour to pop the question?

[Mr. Silverback]

20. Bust out the Ouija board, host a séance.

After all, it's not a pleasant evening at home until you've involved Satan!

[momincombatboots]

Funny stuff, burning candles and fondue heat produces CO2. Do they know that?

[a_chronic_whiner]

67. Hold your breath for as long as you can. Breathing is not particularly friendly to the environnment, give yourself 2 carbon credits.

68. As a matter of fact, living in general is harmful to the environment, you ought to go to your doctors office as soon as possible and get a vasectomy, give yourself 10 carbon credits.

[tm61]

I’ll celebrate by firing up my spotted owl pellet stove.

[Wonder Warthog]

"Turn on every damn light in the house and leave them on for the whole weekend just to piss off these ecotard lefty nutbag cultists."

I plan to do that, plus turn up my thermostat an extra few degrees, and run my "power-loss backup" propane fireplace. Maybe I can have a "whole-house sauna" for that hour.

[Caipirabob]

One word: Fondue! You get a great meal, no electricity required.

We use two electric pots. One for cheese and the other for meats. Open flames burn the contents more often than not.

[Gorzaloon]

69: Turn off all lights in house. Go out to camper, and start the 3.5 KW generator. Turn on all lights and appliances in the camper.

[mathluv]

'3. Or turn on all the lights in every room and see how long it takes before someone knocks on your door.'

I will turn on every light - but I doubt if anyone will come knockin'. I don't think any of my neightbors will care.

'6. Chill your wine outside.'

It wouldn't chill, it would become room temp reallllllll fast.

[Kozak]

61. Smell your own farts.....

[newfreep]

These environmental nazis continue to demonstrate how utterly stupid they are in the face of reality.

I read somewhere 95% of CO2 is water vapor - anyone with links to that info?

PS: I'm turning on ALL of my lights at 8pm. Idiots!

[Peet]

70. Don’t forget to turn off your alarm system.

[Doug Loss]

71. Enter the houses of everyone you see observing Earth Hour, turn on all the electrical lights and appliances you can find, and go to the next one.

[rarestia]

64. Sit on the floor in the dark with your 12 ga. shotgun pointed at the door and wait for a couple home invaders to come through it.

This one has my vote! I'll turn off the lights, sure... you wanna break in, be prepared to meet Mr. Mossberg and his 00 friends!

[Vision]

This is a pathetic list.

[Always Right]

Fire up the grill and mow the yard.