FIVE CLAWS!
Posted on 03/27/2008 8:46:40 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Obama to Disown Pastor If Hillary Dumps Bill by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · No Comments
(2008-03-27) — Sen. Barack Obama, the Democrat presidential front runner, today reiterated his intention to stand by his controversial pastor despite his presidential rival’s remarks that she would have left the church where the Rev. Jeremiah Wright preached racially-charged, anti-American messages.
“I could no more disown my hateful, racist, self-aggrandizing, crazy uncle of a pastor,” said Sen. Obama, “than Hillary Clinton could quit her deceitful, adulterous, self-aggrandizing husband. But if the a purging must happen to unite this divided party, I say to my esteemed opponent, ‘You first, Hillary. You first.’”
Sen. Clinton said this week that she would have quit Trinity United Church of Christ, noting that “you don’t choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend.”
“Apparently, Sen. Clinton was not only victim of an unfaithful husband,” said Sen. Obama, “but also the victim of an arranged marriage — stuck with a husband she did not choose.”
Nah. I think both couples should seek counseling so to stick it out.
Hahahaha!
If Hillary fails to win the nomination, my bet is she and Bill will be quickly divorced.
ping
HAHAHA!
This Dem primary season just couldn’t get any better...and to think I was worried about this election!
I could no more disown my hateful, racist, self-aggrandizing, crazy uncle of a pastor,” said Sen. Obama, “than Hillary Clinton could quit her deceitful, adulterous, self-aggrandizing husband. But if the a purging must happen to unite this divided party, I say to my esteemed opponent, ‘You first, Hillary. You first.’”.....
Damn!...I’m out of popcorn!
What does she mean “You don’t choose your family”. She chose Bill didn’t she? Chelsea didn’t choose but Hillary and Bill sure did. IN fact, Bill chose again and again and again...And she said it was A OK!!
Get a bigger bag. Popcorn is one of life’s little
gifts..even though it is rising in price because
of ethanol goobers. The Clintons are so starved
for attention, they will run for dog-catcher, if the media follows them around....it’s called “Ego-supreme.” JK
Make way for the humor impaired.
LOL I could actually see Obama saying something like this.
I doubt it.
BEST for the day!!! THANKS
Abenaki...PING TO YOU!
“If Hillary fails to win the nomination, my bet is she and Bill will be quickly divorced.”
Which one gets the trailer?
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I think this has some truth to it. I was just thinking the other day when Hillary said that you can’t pick your relatives, I shouted at the TV, “No, but you can pick your husbands!”
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