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| Christopher Horner Video: "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming" |
Just shake a sum spice on it...
In the mind of a lib, George Bush and Global Warming can be blamed for all that ails the worls.
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| Christopher Horner Video: "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming" |
I’ve noticed that Al Gore has been laying low lately...
I suspect we’ll see this as a record cold March this year too. 14 degrees last night and 10 degrees expected tonight here in southern michigan. I went out and cut a hole in the ice and it’s nearly 16 inches thick.
Hey, it snowed this morning here in Georgia. In March!!
But... but you see, it’s... yeah, it’s the global warming that caused all this cold weather!
Yeah, that’s it: global warming caused by George Bush!
It’s funny, but down here in Houston it’s been the warmest winter yet, or so it seems. We have’nt gotten within five degrees of freezing this year. We used to have a hard freeze or two every year. Now it doesn’t seem like we’ve had a true hard freeze as far back as I can remember.
Global Warming Causes Everything
November 29, 2007
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RUSH: This, folks, is absolutely hilarious. “Dr. John Brignell, a British engineering professor, runs a website called Number Watch. He has compiled what has to be the most complete collection of links to media stories ascribing the cause of everything under the sun to global warming. He has already posted more than six-hundred links,” to media stories blaming X, whatever it is, on global warming. I have all of these links here. They print out to three pages. I’m going to read ‘em all, all 600 links. We’re going to post this from the American Thinker today, Christopher Alleva, we’re going to link to it so you can go to this yourself, but let me just give you a head start here:
“Agricultural land increase, Africa devastated, African aid threatened, Africa hit hardest, air pressure changes, Alaska reshaped, allergies increase, Alps melting, Amazon a desert, American dream end, amphibians breeding earlier (or not), ancient forests dramatically changed, animals head for the hills, Antarctic grass flourishes, anxiety, algal blooms, archaeological sites threatened, Arctic bogs melt, Arctic in bloom, Arctic lakes disappear, asthma, Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty, atmospheric defiance, atmospheric circulation modified, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches reduced, avalanches increased, bananas destroyed, bananas grow, beetle infestation, bet for $10,000, better beer, big melt faster, billion dollar research projects, billions of deaths, bird distributions change...” It’s all in alphabetical order. Keep going?
bird visitors drop, birds return early, blackbirds stop singing, blizzards, blue mussels return, bluetongue, boredom, bridge collapse (Minneapolis), Britain Siberian, British gardens change, brothels struggle, bubonic plague, budget increases, Buddhist temple threatened, building collapse, building season extension, bushfires, business opportunities, business risks, butterflies move north, cancer deaths in England, cardiac arrest, caterpillar biomass shift, challenges and opportunities, childhood insomnia, cholera, circumcision in decline, cirrus disappearance, civil unrest, cloud increase, cloud stripping, cockroach migration, cod go south, cold climate creatures survive, cold spells (Australia), computer models, conferences, coral bleaching, coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink, cold spells, cost of trillions, cougar attacks, cremation to end, crime increase, crocodile sex, crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, cyclones (Australia), damages equivalent to $200 billion, Darfur, Dartford Warbler plague, death rate increase (US), Dengue hemorrhagic fever, dermatitis, desert advance, desert life threatened, desert retreat, destruction of the environment, disappearance of coastal cities, diseases move north, Dolomites collapse, drought, drowning people, ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn belt, early marriages, early spring, earlier pollen season, Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming, Earth lopsided, Earth melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no return, Earth slowing down, Earth spinning out of control, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, Earth upside down, Earth wobbling, earthquakes, El Niño intensification, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis, equality threatened, Europe simultaneously baking and freezing, evolution accelerating, expansion of university climate groups, extinctions (human, civilisation, logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod, ladybirds ...)”
It goes on and on. I’m just at the E’s. Six-hundred different links here that you can click on where every one of these that you’ve heard me mention has been blamed on global warming in the Drive-By Media. In other words, folks, everything now, everything is caused by global warming.
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RUSH: “Extinctions (cod, ladybirds, bats, pandas, pikas, polar bears, pigmy possums, gorillas, koalas, walrus, whales, frogs, toads, turtles, orangutan, elephants, tigers, plants, salmon, trout, wild flowers, woodlice, penguins, a million species, half of all animal and plant species, not polar bears, barrier reef, leaches), experts muzzled, extreme changes to California, fading fall foliage, famine, farmers go under, fashion disaster, fever, figurehead sacked, fir cone bonanza, fish catches drop, fish catches rise, fish stocks at risk, fish stocks decline, five million illnesses, flesh eating disease, flood patterns change, floods, floods of beaches and cities, Florida economic decline, food poisoning, food prices rise, food security threat (SA), footpath erosion, forest decline, forest expansion, frostbite, frosts, fungi fruitful, fungi invasion, games change, Garden of Eden wilts, genetic diversity decline, gene pools slashed, gingerbread houses collapse...”
Yes, even gingerbread houses collapse, blamed on global warming. “glacial earthquakes, glacial retreat, glacial growth, glacier wrapped, global cooling, global dimming, glowing clouds, god melts, golf Masters wrecked, Gore omnipresence, grandstanding, grasslands wetter, Great Barrier Reef 95% dead, Great Lakes drop, greening of the North, Grey whales lose weight, Gulf Stream failure, habitat loss, Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome, harvest increase, harvest shrinkage, hay fever epidemic, hazardous waste sites breached, health of children harmed, heart disease, heart attacks and strokes (Australia), heat waves, hibernation ends too soon, hibernation ends too late, homeless 50 million, hornets, high court debates, human development faces unprecedented reversal, human fertility reduced, human health improvement, human health risk, hurricanes, hurricane reduction, hydropower problems, hyperthermia deaths, ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage, illness and death, inclement weather, infrastructure failure (Canada), Inuit displacement, Inuit poisoned, Inuit suing, industry threatened, infectious diseases, inflation in China, insurance premium rises, invasion of cats, invasion of herons, invasion of midges, island disappears, islands sinking, itchier poison ivy, jellyfish explosion, Kew Gardens taxed, kitten boom, krill decline, lake and stream productivity decline, lake shrinking and growing, landslides, landslides of ice at 140 mph, lawsuits increase, lawsuit successful, lawyers’ income increased (surprise surprise!), lightning related insurance claims, little response in the atmosphere, lush growth in rain forests, Lyme disease, Malaria, malnutrition, mammoth dung melt, Maple syrup shortage, marine diseases, marine food chain decimated, marine dead zone, Meaching (end of the world), megacryometeors, Melanoma, methane emissions from plants, methane burps...”
You know what? I’m in the M’s. When I went through the H’s, did I say hemorrhoids? Well, that means there’s still area and ground left to cover here to blame on global warming “... melting permafrost, Middle Kingdom convulses, migration, migration difficult (birds), microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly, monkeys on the move, Mont Blanc grows, monuments imperiled, more bad air days, more research needed, mountain (Everest) shrinking, mountains break up, mountains taller, mortality lower, mudslides, National security implications, new islands, next ice age, Nile delta damaged, no effect in India, Northwest Passage opened, nuclear plants bloom, oaks move north, ocean acidification, ocean waves speed up, opera house to be destroyed, outdoor hockey threatened, oyster diseases, ozone loss, ozone repair slowed, ozone rise, Pacific dead zone, personal carbon rationing, pest outbreaks, pests increase, phenology shifts, plankton blooms, plankton destabilised, plankton loss, plant viruses, plants march north, polar bears aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic, polar bears drowning, polar bears starve, polar tours scrapped, porpoise astray, profits collapse, psychosocial disturbances, puffin decline, railroad tracks deformed, rainfall increase, rainfall reduction, rape wave, refugees, reindeer larger, release of ancient frozen viruses, resorts disappear, rice threatened, rice yields crash, riches, rift on Capitol Hill, rioting and nuclear war, rivers dry up, river flow impacted, rivers raised, roads wear out, rockfalls, rocky peaks crack apart, roof of the world a desert...
“Ross river disease, ruins ruined, salinity reduction, salinity increase, salmonella, salmon stronger, satellites accelerate, school closures, sea level rise, sea level rise faster, seals mating more, sewer bills rise, sex change, sharks booming, sharks moving north, sheep shrink, shop closures, shrinking ponds, shrinking shrine, ski resorts threatened, slow death, smaller brains, smog, snowfall increase, snowfall heavy, snowfall reduction, societal collapse, songbirds change eating habits, sour grapes, space problem, spiders invade Scotland, squid population explosion, squirrels reproduce earlier, spectacular orchids, stormwater drains stressed, street crime to increase, suicide, taxes, tectonic plate movement, teenage drinking, terrorism, threat to peace, ticks move northward (Sweden), tides rise, tourism increase, trade barriers, trade winds weakened, tree beetle attacks, tree foliage increase (UK), tree growth slowed, trees could return to Antarctic, trees in trouble, trees less colourful, trees more colourful, trees lush, tropics expansion, tropopause raised, tsunamis, turtles crash, turtles lay earlier, UK Katrina, Vampire moths, Venice flooded, volcanic eruptions, walrus displaced, walrus pups orphaned, war, wars over water, wars threaten billions, water bills double, water supply unreliability, water scarcity (20% of increase), water stress, weather out of its mind, weather patterns awry, weeds, Western aid cancelled out, West Nile fever, whales move north, wheat yields crushed in Australia, white Christmas dream ends, wildfires, wind shift, wind reduced, wine - harm to Australian industry, wine industry damage (California), wine industry disaster (US), wine - more English, wine -German boon, wine - no more French , winters in Britain colder, wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less, workers laid off, world bankruptcy, world in crisis, world in flames, yellow fever.”
This is a list of over 600 links, all caused by global warming. It’s Dr. John Brignell, British engineering professor. He has a website called Number Watch. We’ll link to all of this. You can click on every one of these links and read the story and see how every one of these things I mentioned is being blamed on global warming.
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Read the Background Material...
• American Thinker: Everything is Caused by Global Warming (600+ links)
Even lake Erie has frozen over and the winter ice cap in the north is growing even in March.
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/arctic.4.jpg
Algore's fault. (See just how stupid that sounds?)
I only wish the Republican National Committee had a sense of humor. I can just see clips of Hillary, Obama, Pelosi and Reid all demanding we increase government taxes and regulations to do something about the weather.
Then the facts as given in this article.
And the punch line, “The Democrats not only talk about the weather but promise higher taxes to change it...” Or something like that.
Ridicule using their words would be the key—it would soon be an instant discussion in every coffee shop and saloon in the country.
Warming kooks are welcome to come get a little of my 9 degrees and 1 1/2 feet of snow here in Ohio.......
It wasn’t much colder, if at all. It was wetter. At least we’re not hearing the usual whining and lies about drought.
I wonder what scheme the anarchists and Euro-socialists will come up with next to try to con hard-working traditional American families (”Republicans”) out of their money? They tried “global cooling” in the ‘70s and ‘80s and that failed and then they tried “global warming” in the ‘90s and ‘00s and that, too, failed (despite an embarrassing last-ditch effort to change the name to “climate change”).
I wonder what those sick scumbags will dream up next?
Looks like the whole world is laughing at the Nobel committee, after they were bamboozled by Al Gore. He’s laughing all the way to the bank.
