Top 10 reasons Obama Won’t Become Hillary’s Veep

Constitution Club ^ | Wednesday, March 05 2008 | The Hairy Beast

[Mongeaux]

10. Doesn’t have the legs for the maid outfit.
9. Too claustrophobic to spend four years chained to the wall in the White House basement.
8. Can’t afford to lose any more of Michelle’s respect.
7. Unnerved by Hillary’s constant viewing of “Mandingo”. 6. Doesn’t want to have to drag Bill out of strip clubs.
5. “What wine goes with a double whopper and cheese?”
4. Will lose his spot on the UFO when it comes to take him and his followers to Venus.
3. Hillary’s threatened to take away his Wii.
2. Doesn’t want to be held responsible when newsroom at MSNBC commits mass suicide.
And the number one reason Obama won’t become Hillary’s Veep:

1. Payback’s a Bitch and so is she!

[free_for_now]

Scary thoughts. Ever since he became a serious contender for the nomination (and therefore had a serious possibility of being elected) I’ve worried that, if elected, some throwback Neanderthal race bigot would assassinate Obama. I forgot about the Chris Rock thing. Between those scenarios and the Vince Foster factor if Obama headed the ticket, it seems like Hillary/Obama or Obama/Hillary would be The Ticket Most Likely To Draw Fire.

What a weird election. It seems like whoever gets elected, they’ll have folks yearning for the good-old days under GWB.

[Cobra64]

Three Words: Fort Marcy Park

Huh? Makes no sense. Please explain why she'd "off" him after selecting him Veep.

[Xenalyte]

Why would any name plate say that? No one I’ve ever met goes by Title Middlename.

[MrB]

Oh, she won’t “win” the nomination, but she WILL steal it.

[cornbreadmuffin]

Huh? Makes no sense. Please explain why she’d “off” him after selecting him Veep.
..................Their would be a vacancy and whose name would be on her/his short list. How does Vice President Bill Clinton sound to you?

[kenavi]

11. Previous VP already coined phrase “What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.”

[Cobra64]

Their There would be a vacancy and whose name would be on her/his short list. How does Vice President Bill Clinton sound to you?

Then why not choose him now?

[njslim]

Doesn’t want to send next 4 years standing outside
WHITE HOUSE in jockey uniform holding a lantern.....

[COgamer]

“1b. If she gets the nomination, she won’t be elected.”

Which is why we must not only hope, but do everything in our power to insure she’s nominated.

[AmericanDave]

Hillary puts him on her ticket but he won’t put her on his.

You got it, she has nothing to fear with him as token VP. And she gets the votes she would lose if she gets the nod and he is the loser. Bill gets to move back into White House! Lock up the maids and the silver......

[joebuck]

“VP Office doesn’t have window facing east.”

[Mongeaux]

Good one!