Posted on 03/05/2008 10:13:57 AM PST by Mongeaux
10. Doesn’t have the legs for the maid outfit.
9. Too claustrophobic to spend four years chained to the wall in the White House basement.
8. Can’t afford to lose any more of Michelle’s respect.
7. Unnerved by Hillary’s constant viewing of “Mandingo”. 6. Doesn’t want to have to drag Bill out of strip clubs.
5. “What wine goes with a double whopper and cheese?”
4. Will lose his spot on the UFO when it comes to take him and his followers to Venus.
3. Hillary’s threatened to take away his Wii.
2. Doesn’t want to be held responsible when newsroom at MSNBC commits mass suicide.
And the number one reason Obama won’t become Hillary’s Veep:
1. Payback’s a Bitch and so is she!
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Can’t stand the thought of a conference table nameplate that says “Vice President Hussein.”
The ObaMessiah could never be subservient to Satan’s daughter...
1a. She’s not getting the nomination.
1b. If she gets the nomination, she won’t be elected.
His wife won’t let him.
Three Words: Fort Marcy Park
11. Chris Rock has vowed to assassinate any white President who has a black VP.
Pretty sure he is not interested in being a house.....
You know the rest.
Their term. Not mine.
I would say he wants to stay healthy.
He couldn’t afford the attorney’s fees defending himself in all the law suits she will involve him in.
She’d only keep him around untill the election was over, then he’d meet with an unfortunate accident. She isn’t the type to share power, unless absolutely necessary, and not a minute longer than need be.
In the event Hillary wins the Dem nomination, Obama will be the Vice Presidential candidate. In the event that happens, McCain loses - no chance of beating the two of them. Hillary KNOWS she can pick up urban black votes with him on the ticket, as well as the Youth Vote. She would run with Satan to get into the White House. Obama would be willing to do this as it will give him a leg up on running for President later.
If Obama wins, he won’t pick Hillary - he hates her for slimeing him and she would NEVER run as a second fiddle - she is too proud.
McCain would have his best crack at beating Obama for President. A lot of “liberal” Dems still won’t vote for a black for President, as well as conservative southern Dems.
Well, we have The HildeBeast and the False Prophet!..............
Her campaign has been dogging him for being a Muslim. He’s toast
11. Tired of trying to convince Hillary he can eat bacon.
Coming next. Gotta think about it.
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