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Computer Programmer's Attorneys Use 'Geek Defense'
Washington Post ^ | 24 February 2008 | Karl Vick

Posted on 02/25/2008 8:08:59 AM PST by ShadowAce

OAKLAND, Calif. -- When Nina Reiser disappeared in September 2006, investigators suspecting foul play looked long and hard at her estranged husband, the computer genius Hans. Eccentric, awkward and notoriously difficult as a human being, Hans Reiser proved quite accommodating when it came to providing clues.

After taking no part in the massive public effort to search for the mother of his two children, he listed the reasons he was happy that Nina was gone in a phone call monitored by police. He discreetly purchased copies of "Masterpieces of Murder" and "Homicide" from a local bookstore. Police discovered his passport in his fanny pack along with $8,000 in cash and a cellphone that could not be tracked electronically because its battery was removed, just like the phone found inside Nina's minivan, which was found abandoned on a side street smelling of rotting groceries; she had been to the store before dropping the kids at Hans's house.

Police also found soaked floorboards in his car and an empty space where the passenger seat should have been.

In the courtroom where Hans Reiser is on trial for murder, all this might appear to indicate guilty knowledge. But his attorneys cast it as evidence of an innocence peculiar to Hans, a computer programmer so immersed in the folds of his own intellect that he had no idea how complicit he was making himself appear.

"Being too intelligent can be a sort of curse," defense counsel William Du Bois said. "All this weird conduct can be explained by him, but he's the only one who can do it. People who are commonly known as computer geeks are so into the field."


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Technical
KEYWORDS: reiser

1 posted on 02/25/2008 8:09:02 AM PST by ShadowAce
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To: rdb3; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; Salo; Bobsat; JosephW; ...

2 posted on 02/25/2008 8:09:14 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce
"Being too intelligent can be a sort of curse,"

I've always felt that way. ;^)

3 posted on 02/25/2008 8:13:47 AM PST by Prokopton
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I tried the geek defense many times. It doesn’t work.

Now I’m trying: “Yes, I did it, but it wasn’t my fault.”


4 posted on 02/25/2008 8:14:44 AM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: Prokopton

It’s a stupid statement, implying that Hans is more of a savant than truly intelligent.


5 posted on 02/25/2008 8:14:53 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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This trial is a complete joke. Hans Reiser needs to just STFU because he’s acting like a nutjob in court. If he could just act like a normal human being then he could win the case. The prosecution has no real evidence on him AND Nina’s boyfriend Sean Sturgeon is an eight-time confessed serial killer.

Shut your mouth Hans.


6 posted on 02/25/2008 8:16:17 AM PST by CaliGangsta
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To: D-fendr
I tried the geek defense many times. It doesn’t work.

For yourself or your clients? (Smile) Given your pen-name, I guess the latter.

I'll keep your advice in mind next time I plan something antisocial.

7 posted on 02/25/2008 8:17:52 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really needed?)
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To: ShadowAce
he met Nina Sharanova, a striking obstetrician-gynecologist using a dating service to meet foreigners. They married when she became pregnant, but after the second child was born in 2001, Nina began an affair with Hans's best friend, Sean Sturgeon. The cross-dressing bondage and discipline enthusiast had been "maid of honor" at their wedding.

Geek = wears pocket protector with tux at wedding.

Complete freak = has a crossdresser into bondage serving as maid of honor

8 posted on 02/25/2008 8:18:46 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
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To: CaliGangsta
This trial is a complete joke. Hans Reiser needs to just STFU because he’s acting like a nutjob in court. If he could just act like a normal human being then he could win the case. The prosecution has no real evidence on him AND Nina’s boyfriend Sean Sturgeon is an eight-time confessed serial killer.

Shut your mouth Hans.

I'd rather see ol' murdering Hans incriminate himself and fry. But that's just me.
9 posted on 02/25/2008 8:22:28 AM PST by ketsu
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To: ShadowAce

Here’s a thought... Maybe he actually did it.


10 posted on 02/25/2008 8:22:55 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: ShadowAce

Ecce Homo

11 posted on 02/25/2008 8:23:11 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Pearls Before Swine
For yourself or your clients?

Oh, myself. My clients used to be politicians and for them the Bart Simpson defense was de rigueur...

12 posted on 02/25/2008 8:23:26 AM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: CaliGangsta

He should shut up, but he’s RIGHT about the cell phone battery....

Among other things.

And I figured out the other in taking a type of a water bed apart.... (the kind that had the long tubes of water) that if I ever had to kill someone and hide their body, it’s all over, because I sure as hell am not going to move someone’s dead weight from the house, the trunk of a car and dump a body someplace.

Good God, I’m a strong guy, but dragging 180-230 lbs of DEAD WEIGHT is atrocious!


13 posted on 02/25/2008 8:25:56 AM PST by Rick.Donaldson (http://www.transasianaxis.com - Visit for lastest on DPRK/Russia/China/Etc --Fred Thompson for Prez.)
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To: ShadowAce

“Police also found soaked floorboards in his car”

Soaked? With what? Water? Wine? Beer? Coca-Cola? Blood? Urine? Aqua-Velva?


14 posted on 02/25/2008 8:31:18 AM PST by -YYZ- (Strong like bull, smart like ox.)
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To: ShadowAce
"I and my brother -- maybe it's genetic -- have driven our cars without the front seat. It's really convenient."

Well maybe this is evidence of murder and maybe this is evidence that he's certain she ran away and isn't coming back. But spare us the BS of how "normal" this is.

15 posted on 02/25/2008 8:32:14 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: -YYZ-

I was about to post that same question, almost verbatim!


16 posted on 02/25/2008 9:08:47 AM PST by Egon ("If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them??" - Hugh Neutron)
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To: ShadowAce
The oddness certainly seems to run in the family:

"His undergraduate thesis is on how if you change the perspective, the reality is different," said Ramon Reiser, the defendant's mathematician father, folding a pair of pants in the courtroom hallway as he waited to testify.

I can think of better places to do my laundry.

17 posted on 02/25/2008 10:00:30 AM PST by whd23
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To: ShadowAce

He is a savant, from his courtroom behaviour he’s pretty obviously socially retarded.

Even if he completely alienates the jury to the point where they convict him, I’d think the judge would have to vacate the conviction. Without a confession from Hans there has to be reasonable doubt given the weak evidence.

I’m really surprised that they even brought him to trial with what they have so far. They’ve only got one shot, and they blew it. They should have watched him and waited for him to make a mistake, or waited for the body to turn up.


18 posted on 02/25/2008 11:25:28 AM PST by amchugh (large and largely disgruntled)
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To: ShadowAce
Aight, I confess. I'm a Geek.


19 posted on 02/25/2008 1:18:16 PM PST by rdb3 (Upward, onward, and beyond.)
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