Posted on 02/22/2008 12:41:05 PM PST by Yaelle
"It was dread-ful. It was pure TOR-ture. I thought it was a cat being squeezed through a pasta maker. I cahn't believe Paula said it was beautiful. The only beautiful thing about it was that he finally stopped."
Now it ain’t over ‘til the fat man sings??????????
or
It nice to see Simon checking in LOL!
OH LORDY that horrid that horrid of Uncle Ted
He shouldnt quit his day job *L*
Dam# you!!!
I just ate lunch!!!
Now what can make you sing that horribly and not care that you do??
That’s better than when he used to spend his Saturdays (and well into Sunday morning) hugging the bar of the Bucket O’ Blood in Hyannis, dunking one after another Chips A’Hoy into tumblers of Jamieson (bottle at his elbow), and crooning:
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.
I just heard his crooning on Hannity's show. He sounds just like Action Hotdog from Perfect Hair Forever.
I’ll pass.
I would not be surprised if he’s getting a phone call from Barack right now thanking him for campaigning, but insisting that he’s done enough and should get back to work for the American people...
You know the words! I love that song.
This is good politics, though. Those Hispanics ate that up.
It actually didn’t start out too bad, but then he kept singing. It was off pitch and off key. I found it funny, especially when he started doing a weird little dance near the end.
Mark Simone is in for Sean and keeps playing this dumb recording...
LOL
For once, he came across as your funny fat boozing uncle who you love hanging around with, rather than the disturbing alcoholic angry creep who you suspect has a dead hooker in his trunk.
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