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Congress to investigate Britney Spears
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 02/19/2008 10:49:51 AM PST by chordmaster
HOLLYWOOD, CA - The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has announced that an investigation will be launched to address charges of substance abuse by pop superstar Britney Spears. Spears has been involved in several incidents of bizarre behavior during the past year, but vehemently denies use of any eccentric performance enhancing drugs. Lawmakers promise a thorough, star-studded investigation lasting until election day, if necessary.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: deadby30; humor; lookagain; satire
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To: chordmaster
Thank You Nancy Pelosie! Thank you for keeping out children safe from drug abusing pop tarts!
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:51:22 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(http://www.iraqvetsforcongress.com ---- Get involved, make a difference.)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:51:44 AM PST
by
Rick.Donaldson
(http://www.transasianaxis.com - Visit for lastest on DPRK/Russia/China/Etc --Fred Thompson for Prez.)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:51:59 AM PST
by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: chordmaster
I volenteer to check her breasts for steroids!
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:52:12 AM PST
by
Bommer
("He that controls the spice controls the universe!" (unfortunately that spice is Nutmeg!)
To: chordmaster
Translation: WE NEED MORE LIMELIGHT!!!!
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:52:34 AM PST
by
Pistolshot
(Remember, no matter how bad your life is, someone is watching and enjoying your suffering.)
To: MNJohnnie
This is scrappleface, isn’t it?
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:52:44 AM PST
by
golfisnr1
(Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
To: MNJohnnie
Oh, I guess they don’t have time to spend on helping to run our country.....
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:52:55 AM PST
by
brwnsuga
(Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
To: chordmaster
IS this satire? ‘cause I wouldn’t put it past Congress to waste more money like they do on baseball steroids and if the Pats filmed other team signals as they admitted they had.
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:53:24 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: chordmaster
Hey, Pelosi is over there!
To: MNJohnnie
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:53:56 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Vice President Richard B Cheney - A National Treasure)
To: chordmaster
You know what’s gonna be even funnier than your post?
The legions of FReepers who will not freakin’ get the joke and will take it uber-seriously.
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:53:58 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: chordmaster
No FISA, but they have time for Roger Clemens, and now Britney Spears.
Can Paris Hilton be far behind?
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:54:22 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: chordmaster
Good. This keeps the Democrats from causing any real trouble.
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:54:30 AM PST
by
PeterFinn
(A muslim in the White House would be an Obamination.)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:54:37 AM PST
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
To: chordmaster
Outrageous! Why aren’t they bringing in Lindsey Lohan to show why she did a faux MM nude spread?
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:54:55 AM PST
by
AU72
To: golfisnr1
I guess its a scrappleface wann-a-be.
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:54:57 AM PST
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: golfisnr1
Not scrappleface but a scrappleface wanna be
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:55:00 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(http://www.iraqvetsforcongress.com ---- Get involved, make a difference.)
To: chordmaster
To: chordmaster
They should call Roger Clemens back to testify. They could grill him on whether or not he ever downloaded Britney Spears photos in order to produce HGH...
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posted on
02/19/2008 10:55:25 AM PST
by
LRS
(It's time to put Hillary on the 3:10 to Yuma...)
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