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Global Warming KIlled Loch Ness Monster
Daily Record.co.uk ^ | Feb 13 2008 | Bob Dow

Posted on 02/17/2008 4:04:25 PM PST by Beowulf9

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.

The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.

After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."

World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.

He started in 1971. The following year, he watched a 25ft-long hump with the texture of elephant skin gliding through the water.

His original trip was to help another monster hunter with sonar equipment and quickly identified large moving targets.

He was smitten and returned the next year, which is when, he says: "I had the misfortune of seeing one of these things with my own eyes."

Since then, he has been obsessed with tracking down the creature with a staggering array of hi-tech equipment. It was this gear that took the famous "flipper" picture that year which created a stir around the world.

Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

He still wants to check almost 100 contacts on the floor of the loch, believing one may be the monster's remains.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyrecord.co.uk ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: freepun; globalwarming; lochness
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To: Salamander; monkapotamus

I knew it

I knew it

Godzilla kill Loss Ness Monter LOL!


21 posted on 02/17/2008 4:20:23 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: Beowulf9

Many miles away there’s a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake...............


22 posted on 02/17/2008 4:21:44 PM PST by SHOOT THE MOON bat ("Aggressive fighting for the right is the noblest sport the world affords" Teddy Roosevelt)
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To: Beowulf9
Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Despite this tragic news, we are now pleased to announce that it is now safe to go back into the water............

23 posted on 02/17/2008 4:22:35 PM PST by Hot Tabasco ( Don’t go messing with Smokey Taylor. He just bought a whole bunch of fresh ammo.)
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To: Beowulf9

Extinction is the rule, not the exception. Darwin killed Nessie, 150 million years ago.


24 posted on 02/17/2008 4:25:46 PM PST by tcostell (MOLON LABE)
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To: Salamander
Well, Nessie may be dead, but Champ up in Lake Champlain is alive and well....


25 posted on 02/17/2008 4:26:07 PM PST by Emperor Palpatine ("There is no civility, only politics.")
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To: I'm ALL Right!; All
"Bush’s fault!"

Gore Book Signing

26 posted on 02/17/2008 4:26:08 PM PST by musicman
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To: Beowulf9
Adrian Shine is gonna hear about this. And he's gonna be pissed.


27 posted on 02/17/2008 4:26:28 PM PST by Viking2002 (Waterboarding the Left every chance I get.)
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To: SevenofNine; shibumi

This earth-shattering revelation needs more cowbell:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVKySmZ-nPk


28 posted on 02/17/2008 4:27:59 PM PST by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent......)
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To: Beowulf9

My pet rock did it. again


29 posted on 02/17/2008 4:29:31 PM PST by Waco
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To: Beowulf9

Blinky laughs at global warming and says the Loch Ness Monster is a wimp.
30 posted on 02/17/2008 4:29:47 PM PST by WildWeasel
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

Don’t be foolish. Snipe were killed off by global warming.


31 posted on 02/17/2008 4:30:10 PM PST by DancesWithCats
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To: Beowulf9
And I'm the Queen of England.

And no, you can't come to Buckingham palace with your friends and have tea.

5.56mm

32 posted on 02/17/2008 4:31:11 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Salamander

Hey! I was at that party! Things got way out of control! I bailed just before the police arrived!


33 posted on 02/17/2008 4:32:52 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Beowulf9

“Global Warming KIlled Loch Ness Monster”

I would have used a harpoon.


34 posted on 02/17/2008 4:35:05 PM PST by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

ROFLMAO!


35 posted on 02/17/2008 4:37:39 PM PST by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent......)
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To: Beowulf9

Colorful gentleman not doubt.

Maybe Scottish film director Bill Forsyth (”Local Hero”) could make a whimsical flick about his adventures. He’s probably as beloved as Nessie herself.


36 posted on 02/17/2008 4:37:54 PM PST by sinanju
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To: redpoll

Too bad Nessie’s dead. Would have made a great bbq.


37 posted on 02/17/2008 4:37:56 PM PST by attiladhun2 (Obama is the anti-Reagan, instead of opposing the world's tyrants, he wants to embrace them)
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To: redpoll

I think the LSD has finally worn off.


38 posted on 02/17/2008 4:39:41 PM PST by Shady (The Fairness Doctrine is ANYTHING but fair!!!!)
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To: randomhero97
Let’s make a list of things that GW has not killed according to these folks.

He didn't kill JFK.


or DID he...


39 posted on 02/17/2008 4:40:46 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (www.conservativesgetbonedagain.com)
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To: Always Right

lol, wouldn’t doubt it.


40 posted on 02/17/2008 4:43:28 PM PST by television is just wrong
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