Mullah accidently blows up self, sons

News.com.au ^ | February 11, 2008 | Staff

[forkinsocket]

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

[purpleraine]

-------A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric -------

Notice, that's all we needed to know which religion he was.

[JoshM99]

Thank you for that. Someone had to add Achmed, the Dead Terrorist.

Long live Jeff Dunham........ dot com

[Walmartian]

[Logic n' Reason]

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!!!!

Don't the 15 year olds have to wait until they're eighteen before they get the virgins?

And if they have to wait, won't the virgins go to someone else?

And if the virgins go to someone else, what do the 15 year olds get when they turn 18?

Just wondering!

[xp38]

OK...That’s it!!! No more orders to Acme Landmines from now on!!!

[Eddie01]

[insert applause .gif here]

[John123]

Workmanship Comp?

[Lancey Howard]

[Lancey Howard]

[DoughtyOne]

Ouch...

[Ann Archy]

“What’s that in the road, a head”?

[Lizavetta]

Mullah just a pawn in game of life.

[Eagles6]

"Premature detonation". I can hear the virgins giggling behind their veils now.

I heard somewhere that those who are "martyred" in this way have to share virgins with those who bought it in the cartoon jihad.

[alarm rider]

Yep, parts is parts.

[RavenATB]

Time to watch out for a string of “copy-cat crimes”.

[CaptRon]

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained [all over]at the site of the blast, he said.

[Pharmboy]

Oh geez...LOL

[Joan Kerrey]

Would a workmen’s comp claim be appropriate or should attorneys go the route of defective manufacturing civil case against the maker?

[bray]

Couple of Chits off the Ol Block!

[Karliner]

OOOOPs

I visualize the Oregon exploding whale debacle....just imagine the ( ASPLODING MULLAHS AND 200 pounds of TNT)