Posted on 02/05/2008 1:34:58 PM PST by lowbridge
An angry naked martial arts expert took on four policemen in a street fight, wresting one of their batons away and withstanding two Taserings before being finally subdued, in New York state on Sunday.
'It was sort of a police officer's worst nightmare,' commented local Police Chief Louis Alagno
The naked incident started on Sunday evening, when a naked man, later identified as 28-year-old Peter Lu, started banging on a woman's door in Chappaqua, New York for no apparent reason.
The woman called police – but when Officer Frank Cavallaro arrived at the aptly named Hardscrabble Road, Lu charged at him, nakedly. Cavallaro responded by Tasering him.
By this point, Lu was on the ground, still naked. Cavallaro ordered him to put his hands behind his back, so he could be handcuffed, but Lu refused. More Tasering ensued – but rather than subduing Lu, this seemed only to enrage him.
He fought back at Cavallaro, disabling the Taser by knocking the cartridge out of his hand, and then disarming the officer of his baton when he tried to swing that.
(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...
LOL, you do have some good ones! Bentwood Rockers, lol. Well, chase out a couple ‘skinny midgets’ and move aside a few boxes (dare I call my sister? she’s the ultimate purger of stuff!) and warm up the kazoo!
“Faced with a naked, baton-wielding martial arts expert heading his way, Carvallo drew his gun...”
Sublime. My compliments to the author of this piece.
“Don’t tase my willie, bro!”
“So Lu (who knew Kung Fu) visits a gal he never knew in the nude. Tasering ensued.
How crude and lewd!”
It’s twue! It’s twue!
Last night’s thread really begs for a bumper sticker...LOL! Let me now if you get one out of those posts, I’d be interested in having one. And THANK YOU, again. My eyes teared so badly I couldn’t see....couldn’t go to sleep for a while either (keep hearing FReeper comments in my head).
Convene the members of the UN in emergency session.
Some do, not enough of them
For too many cops, it's hard enough to get them to practice with their guns to the point where they are not a danger on the range. Too many cops are just civil service union members with badges
All this thread needs to be complete are a few Ninja Pirates!
Even Bruce Lee couldn’t kick an entire police department’s ass by himself.
For that you would need Chuck Norris.
Let me guess...you’re a Huck guy.
Guessed wrong :-)
Did you see “Enter the Dragon”? Bruce kicked Chuck Norris’ butt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
Besides which it's the only way Chuck could lose against Bruce....by having it scripted to happen that way (Bruce had creative control). :-)
My debt to Bruce Lee
In a way, Bruce gave me my first movie break in 1968, when he was the stunt coordinator for the ''Wrecking Crew,'' starring Dean Martin. My part was a fight scene with Dean, preceded by one whole line of dialogue!
In 1972, Bruce was directing ''Return of the Dragon'' and wanted me to be in it. ''I want you to be my opponent. We'll have a fight in the Coliseum in Rome,'' Bruce said with excitement. ''Two gladiators in a fight to the death! Best of all, we can choreograph it ourselves. I promise you the fight will be the highlight of the film.''
''Great,'' I said, ''Who wins?''
''I do,'' Bruce said with a laugh. ''I'm the star!''
''Oh you're going to beat up on the current world karate champion?''
''No,'' said Bruce. ''I'm going to kill the current world karate champion.''
I laughed and agreed to do the movie, after gaining twenty pounds at his request (he wanted me to look more formidable as his opponent)
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53584
Thanks for the links. That is good stuff.
"Lady, that's my knee!"
Sounds like programmed mind control response. Look for more naked nonviolent responses to a future Hillary NWO freudanschaft presidency.
gotta lluv it!!
funny!!!
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