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Bono confesses sins to 'father' Al Gore
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Posted on 01/24/2008 11:24:09 AM PST by mnehring

aving climate campaigner Al Gore round to your house is to open yourself to a self-flagellating guilt trip, Irish rock star Bono confessed Thursday.

Sharing a stage with the former US vice president at the annual gathering of world movers and shakers in the Swiss ski resort of Davos, the U2 frontman joked that their friendship was a source of pressure on the domestic front.

"He's been round my house and it's like... here's the recycler Al, you know... I've got a posh car, but it runs on ethanol Al," Bono said.

Acknowledging that a career in rock music was not always conducive to a green lifestyle, Bono compared a conversation with Gore to an act of religious contrition.

"It's like being with an Irish priest. You start to confess your sins," he said. "Father Al, I am not just a noise polluter, I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star.

"I'm going to kick the habit. I'm trying father Al, but oil has been very good for me -- those convoys of articulated lorries, petrochemical products, hair gel."

Bono and Gore were in Davos to push their respective campaigns for poverty alleviation and reducing carbon emissions.


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Is it just me, or does it sound like Bono is mocking Algore?

.."Father Al, I am not just a noise polluter, I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star....

"I'm going to kick the habit. I'm trying father Al, but oil has been very good for me -- those convoys of articulated lorries, petrochemical products, hair gel."

1 posted on 01/24/2008 11:24:10 AM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehrling

I thought Al was the Pope?


2 posted on 01/24/2008 11:25:35 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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Sharing a stage with the former US vice president at the annual gathering of world movers and shakers in the Swiss ski resort of Davos

They must be really tired after walking there.

3 posted on 01/24/2008 11:26:21 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: mnehrling

I wonder if these two idiots walked to Davos. I’m guessing no.


4 posted on 01/24/2008 11:26:30 AM PST by Londo Molari
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To: mnehrling

Pardon me whilst I puke.


5 posted on 01/24/2008 11:26:34 AM PST by BigCinBigD (")
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To: mnehrling

My wife was arranging a rental car for our trip to Arizona next month, and the company actually asked her if she wanted to spend another dollar to buy a carbon offset. She was still laughing when she called to tell me about it.


6 posted on 01/24/2008 11:26:41 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Just how will wrecking the U.S. economy save the planet?)
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To: mnehrling

Do as I say, not as I do. Prooving the “rules” aren’t for elite libs, just everyone else must suffer for their “sins”.


7 posted on 01/24/2008 11:27:53 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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The way I read it, it sounded like Bono was mocking Algore.. I don’t see how those comments could be taken seriously.
8 posted on 01/24/2008 11:28:28 AM PST by mnehring
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Well, since Al Gore uses more electricity in a month at just his main mansion than you and I and our whole neighborhood do all year, and jets around the globe constantly in private jets and rides in SUVs, Bono (or anyone else) has nothing to apologize for. That is, if there really were man-made global warming. Which there isn’t.


9 posted on 01/24/2008 11:29:15 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Second To None!)
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To: SlowBoat407
I was asked that at Hertz on my last trip to San Francisco, I told her instead I would cut down a couple of trees to offset someone else’s carbon credits.
10 posted on 01/24/2008 11:29:24 AM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehrling

How about everyone save some energy, and petroleum, and prevent noise pollution by refusing to purchase any more U2 discs?


11 posted on 01/24/2008 11:29:54 AM PST by AbeKrieger (There is a special place in Hell for Lyndon Johnson.)
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To: mnehrling

You have got to be kiddding me!!! BARF!


12 posted on 01/24/2008 11:30:11 AM PST by rjp2005 (Lord have mercy on us)
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To: mnehrling

At least Bono still has a sense of humor.


13 posted on 01/24/2008 11:32:15 AM PST by sinanju
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To: SlowBoat407

Carbon offset? that IS funny


14 posted on 01/24/2008 11:32:28 AM PST by tioga (Beware: conservative with back to the wall. Proceed with extreme caution.)
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15 posted on 01/24/2008 11:33:32 AM PST by maggief
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"It's like being with an Irish priest."

More proof that it is a religion to these guys.

16 posted on 01/24/2008 11:33:43 AM PST by lormand (Paulrhoids - The Hemorrhoids of American Politics)
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Hypocrisy is common with these people:

http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/10/16/bloomberg/bxbono.php


17 posted on 01/24/2008 11:34:28 AM PST by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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I know about Sola Scriptura but is there now a Sola Goreacle?

By Al alone yee shall be saved?

18 posted on 01/24/2008 11:34:53 AM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
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To: mnehrling

Two words come to my mind. Zinc Mine


19 posted on 01/24/2008 11:36:02 AM PST by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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It's getting deep in here!

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The boots of former U.S. Vice-President Al Gore are seen during a working session at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Thursday Jan. 24, 2008. Climate change topped the agenda as well as pursuing a workable peace process in the Middle East and how technology is ushering in a new age of social networking that knows no borders. (AP Photo/Michel Euler)

20 posted on 01/24/2008 11:36:43 AM PST by maggief
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