Posted on 01/20/2008 7:21:15 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
Representatives from the MSM will have a news conference Monday evening to declare Hillary Rodham as the new president to be sworn into office in January, ’09.
Media spokespersons representing FOX, CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC and C-SPAN explained their rationale for this historic declaration. “We feel actual voting is a disservice to our tried and true method of polling to determining the election in advance. In doing our polling of likely voters, our panel of independent experts, their donations to the DNC aside, have found that the people prefer Hillary. We did our polling across a broad range of Americans and Hyphenated-Americans with an emphasis on Detroit, Baltimore, Atlanta, South Central Los Angeles and several cities in Mexico. We discounted flyover country since everyone knows conservatives in those areas prefer hard work, little government control, and personal responsibility. Thus, they are out of touch with mainstream America. Further, Americans will no longer have to take Tuesdays off or leave work in order to vote. This will be a huge boost to the economy saving employers millions of dollars.”
Representatives have also done preliminary polling for the ’12 elections and have found, stunningly, Chelsea Clinton as the Democrat favorite. Said the pollster, “Yes, we know she won’t be old enough in ’12, but the Constitution is a living document subject to interpretation in a new age and time.”
Developing…
“At this point we have two parties, liberal and more liberal and that is what the voters want.”
Or as John Derbyshire over at National Review likes to say “It a battle between the 60% statists and the 80% statists”. In other words big government is what the people want and its left to the two parties how much they are willing to give it to them.
As has been point out here many times, where is the Republican Party in all of this? I am not very optimistic about next November.
In 1976 we had Carter, but he was a buffoon; Hillary is not.
Hillary is better organized and has a far more ruthless group of people behind her. I am normally quite optimistic about conservatives winning elections but I fear 8 years of another Clinton.
China owns McCain as well... and he is exactly the same... Keating 5...
We are the NEW MEXICO!
The invasion of America by proxy continues...
Your right. I thought about this a little while ago, and this is what I thought: What the Soviets could not do in 50 years of the cold war, AMERICANS are doing in one short election cycle at the ballot box. Turn America socialist and communist. Damned sad. Rome burned and fell. America is burning and will fall.
I don’t mean to sound like a grouch, but maybe I’m becoming one. The prospect of the media successfully creating a McLame/Hitlery race is too depressing to think about.
I hate the MSM.
Yes, please just call it. If I have to hear Carl Cameron for one more day, I’ll probably pack up and move to Venezuela.
/sarc
Ceaser should beware the Ides of March
New York carpet baggers should beware the California primary
It’s Hillary’s to lose now. I don’t see the broken glass conservatives getting off the couch for either McCain or Huckabee.
May as well get used to at least four more years of Clinton B.S.
The media has won.
The MSM are absolutely vile scum, but I’m blaming the voters for not thinking for themselves.
These are ruthless people; perhaps killers.
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“Perhaps” the sun will rise in the West tomorrow.
“Perhaps” a bear may defecate in the wilderness.
“Perhaps” the Pope is Catholic.
“Perhaps” RipSawyer is trying to be sarcastic.
Will she get anybody with half a brain to run with her.
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Is there anyone with half a brain left in the Rat party?
Al Gore hates her. He probably has a ton of info on her that could ruin her. Will he come out with it??
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