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Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery
The Indy Channel ^
| 1/15/08
Posted on 01/15/2008 10:07:56 AM PST by Abathar
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To: Abathar
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:14:06 AM PST
by
rightinthemiddle
(Guess what? I'm voting for the Conservative. Fred Thompson.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Joe Brower
~~~~~~~~~~~ping~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:14:16 AM PST
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: hoagy62
Yep - that robbery was a real success for him - fixed him for life!
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:14:16 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!)
To: Abathar
accidentally shot himself in the genitals .... - Sounds like he might be a police officer.
To: Abathar
I wonder if he grabbed some snacks before he fled...
25
posted on
01/15/2008 10:15:07 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
To: Enterprise
That took balls! It seems to have only taken one of them ... so he's not a Darwin Award nominee.
As an aside,
shot himself as he placed the gun into the waistband of his pants
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:15:49 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Enterprise
Here's a photo of wonderboy, Derrick Kosch, in happier days:
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:16:09 AM PST
by
xJones
To: MoMagic
“Probably shot his own dumbass while trying to keep his pants up.”
A very likely explanation.
Man, I needed a little humor in my day. This helps.
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:17:35 AM PST
by
EEDUDE
To: Enterprise
That took balls!Don't your mean that took a ball? :)
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:17:37 AM PST
by
mort56
To: Abathar; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
Yet another Dumbass...PING!!!
To: Squidpup
Bad genes removed from the human genome. The fool can't win a Darwin Award (he lived), but gets an honorary award for functional equivalence.
31
posted on
01/15/2008 10:18:28 AM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: Abathar
Would this qualify for a Darwin Award? He may not have killed himself doing something stupid, but he does seem to have done the world a favor by taking himself out of the gene pool.
32
posted on
01/15/2008 10:18:32 AM PST
by
chesley
(Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
33
posted on
01/15/2008 10:18:41 AM PST
by
pandoraou812
(Don't taunt the animal's at the zoo or they may bite YOU!)
To: Abathar
How many other guys went “oooooh” and bent slightly when they read the headline?
34
posted on
01/15/2008 10:19:29 AM PST
by
Domandred
(Eagles soar, but unfortunately weasels never get sucked into jet engines)
To: hoagy62
After this botched robbery attempt I wonder if he has the balls to try it again?
35
posted on
01/15/2008 10:19:41 AM PST
by
philled
("CNBC?...You might as well be doing ham radio at that point."-- Dennis Miller)
To: Abathar; SpinnerWebb
He’s already the early favorite in next year’s Tour de France
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posted on
01/15/2008 10:19:43 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
("Believing without loving turns the best of creeds into a weapon of oppression" Eugene Peterson)
To: Abathar
I suspect he’s got a new answer for his “most memorable bang”.
To: Abathar
This will replace the vasectomy in the Hilary Health
care plan.
38
posted on
01/15/2008 10:20:14 AM PST
by
WKB
(FDT= Alabama's song from1982 He's "Close Enough To Perfect For Me")
To: Abathar
Maybe he was a Tupac fan.
39
posted on
01/15/2008 10:21:17 AM PST
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: Abathar
The female clerk was also taken to the hospital as a precaution where she was treated and released after nearly dying of laughter.
40
posted on
01/15/2008 10:21:37 AM PST
by
Reaganesque
(Charter Member of the Romney FR Resistance)
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