What Kucinich Saw: Witnesses Describe His Close Encounter, Three Throbbing UFOs

WSJ ^ | January 2, 2008 | MICHAEL M. PHILLIPS

[Marysecretary]

How I long for the good old Traficant days (smile).

[Marysecretary]

A good laugh. Thanks.

[reagan_fanatic]

I don't get it - either Kucinich has one down to his ankles or his Wife has a rather unhealthy attraction to kupee dolls.

[null and void]

It's interesting that The Media doesn't describe her as a 'Trophy Wife'...

[null and void]

Media speak, explained:

Trophy wife:

Not a Trophy Wife:

[pax_et_bonum]

Throbbing Salacious Ping List Ping!

[pax_et_bonum]

Thanks for the salacious alert! ;-)

[Inwoodian]

“And then, and then we had a couple of bottles of Chardonnay and the obligatory anal cavity searches and they all-of-a-sudden left without saying that they would call.”

[Perdogg]

Please don’t use “Kucinich” and “Throbbing” in the same context.

[null and void]

You are quite welcome!

[day10]

The question is: would you touch it after he has?

Discuss.

lol - how quickly will this get pulled....

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Sounds like a job for...TARD PING!

[reagan_fanatic]

would you touch it after he has?

Well, you know the old saying - once you go Alpha-Centurian...

[SteamShovel]

Is Kucinich’s wife really THAT tall or is he really THAT short?

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

List of Ping Lists

[Enterprise]

"Please don’t use “Kucinich” and “Throbbing” in the same context."

LOL - my sentiments exactly.

"Heh heh heh. He said "throbbing."

[dayglored]

> I don't get it - either Kucinich has one down to his ankles or his Wife has a rather unhealthy attraction to kupee dolls.

Could be either... read on...

> Is Kucinich’s wife really THAT tall or is he really THAT short?

Yes.

Even more interesting, she's 30 years old, to his 61.

And she's got a tongue piercing. And blaze-auburn hair down to her waist.

But dig this.

She attended the University of Kent at Canterbury in the United Kingdom from 1997 to 2001 and graduated with a Bachelor's degree in Religious Studies and Theology and a Master's degree in International Conflict Analysis. Her thesis for her Master's was on "Conflict Resolution in World Politics". She volunteered with Mother Theresa and worked in the poorest areas of India.

She's no tard. So she must see something in him that we don't. Or maybe -she's- a space alien. I mean, just LOOK at that hair...

[null and void]

After enough time had passed, sure!

[festus]

Well standing next to Dennis I might think there must be intelligent life beyond the earth because Lord knows it wouldn’t be found anywhere near Dennis.