FIREHAT’S PREDICTIONS FOR 2008

FIREHAT ^ | Jan. 1, 2008 | Norman Liebmann

[AuntB]

Happy New Year, Firehat! You're the best.

Happy New Year, Everyone!

Regards, AuntB

[freekitty]

Funny and on target as usual.

[AuntB]

“Ron Paul says Lincoln should have bought the slaves and turned them loose, but will be unable to rationalize that the buying and selling of people is what started all the shit in the first place.

[Note: Since Ron Paul received an endorsement from the whore house in Nevada called the Bunny Ranch, it will be revealed that it is the same whorehouse that received a rave endorsement from Bill Clinton.] “

[Vigilanteman]

An Al Qaeda spokesman will reveal on Al Jazeera Television that Bhutto was assassinated because she wasn’t ugly enough to be an Arab woman.

This is so sick and in such poor taste. Now, why is it that I can't stop laughing?

[AuntB]

“It will be revealed that the Bush Administration in the U.S. and the Calderon Administration in Mexico both have a Department of Collusion. (Along those lines, to paraphrase the Greek dramatist Euripides, whom the gods would make cowards, they first get jobs at the U.S. State Department.)”

[firehat]

Bless you Aunt B - and Happy New Year.

Norm

[Atlas Sneezed]

I don’t know who “Firehat” is, but he needs an editor.

[AuntB]

“I don’t know who “Firehat” is, but he needs an editor.”

Well goodness knows there is always one more critic. Looks like it’s you today. No sense of humor, eh?

FR is more than fortunate to have him as a long time member.

NORMAN LIEBMANN aka FIREHAT

Norman Liebmann is a former Television writer (Johnny Carson, Dean Martin), wrote and produced Chico and the Man; created the characters for The Munsters (who are all named after his relatives); worked on many great, legendary TV shows such as Baretta and the Dick Van Dyke Show; worked in feature films and theatre; and is a brilliant and insightful columnist/humorist. He received an Emmy Nomination (Bob Newhart Variety Show) and was awarded Writer of the Year (Radio TV Daily).

[Popman]

Historians who say Hitler sent six million Jews to the ovens will advance their belief that Hillary would have made them carry their own luggage.

Cold, but funny

[spectre]

I love it!

Please Norm, resume your TV writing career. I have 250 channels and nothing is on..uggh.

(I did think Larry David's show was funny:)

sw

[Theresawithanh]

I like this'n:

"John Kerry will continue to change his mind more often than a turtle trying to make a u-turn without leaving home."

It applies to Hillary(!) as well.

Firehat is always good for laughs!

[AuntB]

“Please Norm, resume your TV writing career. I have 250 channels and nothing is on..uggh.”

I got so disgusted with it that I got rid of the satellite and have only one station..CBS..and now it’s ALL reruns because of the writers strike.

[BerryDingle]

Historians who say Hitler sent six million Jews to the ovens will advance their belief that Hillary would have made them carry their own luggage.

Classic!

[DeaconRed]

YO DA LADY

[spectre]

I just told Mr. Spectre we're going to be canceling about half of what we subscribe to.

I'm tired of paying for nothing.

sw

[AuntB]

Nah, Firehat is da man!

Happy New Year!

[Fiddlstix]

AuntB: Thanks for posting.

firehat: Great! (as usual) Keep up the good work.

[pissant]

Ron Bawl

[Tennessee Nana]

Thanks for the Ping

This is funny

LOL

[HighWheeler]

“Norman Liebmann is a former Television writer (Johnny Carson, Dean Martin), wrote and produced Chico and the Man; created the characters for The Munsters (who are all named after his relatives); worked on many great, legendary TV shows such as Baretta and the Dick Van Dyke Show; worked in feature films and theatre; and is a brilliant and insightful columnist/humorist. He received an Emmy Nomination (Bob Newhart Variety Show) and was awarded Writer of the Year (Radio TV Daily).”

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Firehat, You need to get back out there writing! That stuff is a RARE combination of dead-on-the-mark and funny as hell.