[dayglored]

Clearly this fellow is the product of a modern government-run public school education. Or else he's been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes...

[Doogle]

Ron Paul supporter

[Spktyr]

At least the excuse was entertainingly original.

[mtbopfuyn]

Did the police look for funny little cigarettes in his car?

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Or he’s been listening to Coast To Coast way too much.

[capt. norm]

Let me know if you want to be on the “pterodactyl attack” PING list. We can round up all these pterodactyl stories in one place.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Those pterodactyls are getting to be a nuisance. Perhaps it’s time to extend the pterodactyl season a few weeks and thin the flock.

[ditto h]

I hate when that happens.

[edcoil]

Pterodactyl sighting in modern America tend to involve mass quantities of booze.

Booze consumption is caused by global warming and upsets muslims so it will need to be banned.

[Moonman62]

A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol,"

I thought you had to be over .1 to start seeing pterodactyls.

[KarlInOhio]

A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith. ...

When Ted Kennedy gets down to a minimal amount of alcohol he starts seeing flying pterodactyls. The P in DTs is silent.

[moehoward]

“WENATCHEE”

A lot of meth labs out in them parts.

[John123]

a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole

I believe you man!

I STILL remember the nightmare I had when I was a kid 30 years ago. I dreamt that a T-Rex was peeking into my bedroom window. It was so real that I woke up petrified with fear.

[Larry Lucido]

Used to get that excuse all the time.

[do the dhue]

Is there a new drink called pterodactyl?

[Route66]

Hint to law enforcement:

It wasn’t alcohol.

[Non-Sequitur]

Or....it could be another sighting of Batsquatch.

[gitmo]

I keep one of those devices on my hood that makes a whistling sound as the wind passes through it. Since I started using it, I’ve not had a single near-accident with a Pterodactyl.

[FormerACLUmember]

Man blames car wreck on prehistoric winged reptile (Pterodactyl)

Sounds like a Kennedy family drunk driving excuse.

[do the dhue]

This is the oldest excuse in the book. Fred Flintsone and Barney Rubble first used it after a long night of drinkin’ back in the day?

[advertising guy]

my dad is the most honest person I ever met and a 1000 others will tell ya the same.........when he was 19 in Killeen Tx “on the river” he said a huge ,really huge bird swooped at him.......I asked just how big...........he said, son it looked like a cow with wings.....