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To: dayglored

Pterodactyl sighting in modern America tend to involve mass quantities of booze.

Booze consumption is caused by global warming and upsets muslims so it will need to be banned.


13 posted on 01/01/2008 9:27:00 AM PST by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: edcoil
> Booze consumption is caused by global warming...

NO, no, no... Booze consumption CAUSES global warming. Haven't you ever downed a shot and felt the "global warming" running through your body?

24 posted on 01/01/2008 9:33:37 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: edcoil
Booze consumption is caused by global warming and upsets outrages muslims so it will need to be banned.

Fixed it.
62 posted on 01/01/2008 9:57:28 AM PST by Jagermonster (Not a N00B, just wanted a new screenname.)
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