FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Very kind of you, Schatzi. Smooch

721 posted on 12/31/2007 5:41:02 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: TASMANIANRED

So a hot sauna and a roll in the snow is out?

722 posted on 12/31/2007 5:41:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: Randy Larsen

I can stay till about 1 and then my carriage turns into a pumpkin and I’ll have mice all over the place.

723 posted on 12/31/2007 5:41:46 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

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Brian Setzer Orchestra ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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724 posted on 12/31/2007 5:42:06 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

725 posted on 12/31/2007 5:42:13 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: LUV W; mylife; beachn4fun; Tanniker Smith; MS.BEHAVIN; TASMANIANRED; SandRat

Luv.....#250 and#300!!
my.....#400!!
beachy.....#450!!
TS.....#500!!
ms b.....#550 and #600!!
Taz.....#650!!
Sand.....#700!!

726 posted on 12/31/2007 5:42:21 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

LOL
I got the snow!
Fryin’ up some catfish, My!
C’mon over!

727 posted on 12/31/2007 5:42:45 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

To: TASMANIANRED

728 posted on 12/31/2007 5:43:24 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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Vonda Shepard ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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729 posted on 12/31/2007 5:43:27 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

To: Kathy in Alaska

*sigh*
There went my hat trick!
Waaa!!!

730 posted on 12/31/2007 5:43:48 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

The idea is to get the mud off not to get more on.

They both get prissy after a bath...Champagne and strawberry scent will last for about another day and then back to clean dog smell.

731 posted on 12/31/2007 5:43:50 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

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Nancy Wilson ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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732 posted on 12/31/2007 5:45:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

733 posted on 12/31/2007 5:46:15 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

734 posted on 12/31/2007 5:46:45 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

Yer up for anything L0L

735 posted on 12/31/2007 5:47:16 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

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736 posted on 12/31/2007 5:47:33 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

LOL
Well...yeah!
Of course I am!
hee hee!

737 posted on 12/31/2007 5:48:24 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

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738 posted on 12/31/2007 5:48:42 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

To: TASMANIANRED

Prissy? really? Theyre dawgs L0L

739 posted on 12/31/2007 5:48:51 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: TASMANIANRED

Good evening, Taz...you working too? We can commiserate. LOL!!

740 posted on 12/31/2007 5:49:23 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

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