FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Lady Jag]

New Year Nerd Resolutions

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD

16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.

14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.

7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...

3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.

2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

TT!
*HUG*
I have the day off, so “The Boss” took my car!
LOL
Just took a walk around the place, the trees are lovely!
Gonna go snap some pics for you!
Happy New Year!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*HUG*
Ma!
Did you make it to work safe and sound?
You okay?
I’m feeling a little better this morning, thanks!

[Kathy in Alaska]

I came in 45 minutes early....very little traffic, no stupid drivers. Only noticed one slippery corner.

Work is starting out yucky and expected to get worse. LOL!

How are you fixed for snow?

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Good afternoon, My!
You got enough stuff left to eat, or did you raid the crock pot?
LOL

[E.G.C.]

((LOL))

How's it going?

[mylife]

Lots of chow left, though I did some nibbling

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Glad you’re okay, Ma!
We have about 6 inches of snow..
The trees are all flocked and very pretty!
Gonna take some pics for TT in abit.
Mr B has Moxie, the van is buried up to it’s rear bumper in mud and snow..that’s how HIS day started!
LOL

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Hello dere!
I can almost smell it from here!
I bet it’s gonna be awesome!
How’s your weather today?
6 inches of new snow here..

[Laurita]

Guess who’s been a bad widdle sergeant? My New Year’s Resolution is to log onto FR more often! And send my thank you notes a little quicker than six months after the fact. Thank you to all the Proud Patriots and especially Connie! I got my Birthday box, Halloween box, Thanksgiving box, and Christmas box. As a matter of fact, it’s the only box I got before the mailroom closed on Christmas Eve. You all really do make a difference; sorry I didn’t thank you sooner.

[mylife]

Very nice here 54 and sunny.
I had the widows open yesterday and will again when we hit the 60’s today.

This granny smith apple and cracked coriander seed combo is brilliant! it smells and tastes sooo good.

[Tanniker Smith]

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

Ohhhhh, now that's old.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Coriander, huh?
Not Caraway for the kraut?
Interesting!
I was gonna make Jambalaya, but now I’m leaning towards Mustard Fried Catfish!
Decisions , decisions!
LOL

[mylife]

Took the lid off and Pookie is in here like a bullet!
LoL he aint begging but his nose is on red alert!

[mylife]

Either would be tasty. The jambalaya would be easier to keep warm for a party.

[Tanniker Smith]

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[Tanniker Smith]

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Happy Birthday!

[Tanniker Smith]

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[Tanniker Smith]

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[Tanniker Smith]

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Happy Birthday!