To: Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; Soaring Feather; Bethbg79; bitt; blackie; Boazo; CelticLass; ...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD
16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
481 posted on
12/31/2007 9:34:39 AM PST by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Lady Jag
486 posted on
12/31/2007 9:56:24 AM PST by
E.G.C.
To: Lady Jag
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.Ohhhhh, now that's old.
492 posted on
12/31/2007 10:08:29 AM PST by
Tanniker Smith
(wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deer)
To: Lady Jag; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; MeekOneGOP; All; FARS; Seadog Bytes; ...
Happy New Year to all. From my Profile Page;
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/potlatch/HOLIDAYS/HappyNewYear.gif)
574 posted on
12/31/2007 2:24:41 PM PST by
potlatch
("Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!")
To: Lady Jag; monkapotamus; All
663 posted on
12/31/2007 5:05:25 PM PST by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson