FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Randy Larsen]

Let me see what I can find out for you...

[yorkie]

It is way out of warranty. It’s just a piece of you-know-what. Where the “,” is and the “n” is are just holes. I have to punch them just right for them to print.

Now, I can’t even click on an article from FR. I have to go to google, type in the headline, and do a search to even read the article. Same with my email. And, I don’t have a virus - the computer is clean. Pain in the _ _ _ _!

[yorkie]

I apologize gentlemen. I shouldn’t have jumped in, and didn’t mean to interrupt.

Turning in here. C’ya’all at a later time. Night.

[Randy Larsen]

Heres what I found...

http://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.aspx/support/dsn/en/tree?c=us&cs=19&journalid=047E8D73547911DBA6B3F13EC484CB34&l=en&s=dhs&treeid=CD7F9134E8E4DE39E030A68F27283F6C

[mylife]

Sweet Dreams

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good for you...I’m working one desktop and my laptop sits beside it.

[Randy Larsen]

Every Computer in my house is a dell...My son’s is giving him grief because he doesn’t know how to do maintainance on it.

[tongue-tied]

Well let's hope so, much more comfy when you're on a mattress, under covers and with a pillow under your head.

Pizza place (true Italian) was closed for de-bugging and disinfection, so I went Tai. Chicken, veggi-dumpling thing, lots of rice, peanut sauce and garlic-cashew spices for chicken dishes. Ahhhhh...

[Randy Larsen]

...on that note!

I’m gone, Gotta go look for bugs in my grub!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Are you off today? Or just bugged out for food and back to work? A holiday on the 1st?

[tongue-tied]

LOL...they make whatever you’re eating protein rich at least. Enjoy!

[Kathy in Alaska]

OK yorkie....it’s not butting in.....this is how you find out answers. Ya gotta jump right in. Throw in your $.02 and maybe someone will have some answers for you.

Good night and sleep well. ((HUGS))

[tongue-tied]

Off from work basically - arranging travel, finalizing packing and eating a better meal than would be normal. Holiday tomorrow, yeah. Good deal for us! You ready for New Year’s eve?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Think so? LOL!!

[mylife]

Maybe, he’s kind of a punk

[Kathy in Alaska]

Long work day, then right here for the duration.

Travel sounds close. Ya got someone trained to cover for you? Prepared for snow in your absence?

[mylife]

OMG!

Watching Huckabee on the Russert show

This guy may carry it off,

[Kathy in Alaska]

Happy New Years, Fiji....quite an eclectic list of “to do” things. Good for you, and good luck.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hmmmm.....tomorrow’s talk shows should be interesting.

May I safely assume you have Monday off? d:o)

[mylife]

Hucklebee just kicked Mitt,in the nuts.

This is gonna be a wild week