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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie

The Freeper Canteen Asks




NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.



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To: yorkie

Let me see what I can find out for you...


381 posted on 12/31/2007 12:26:10 AM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)
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To: Randy Larsen

It is way out of warranty. It’s just a piece of you-know-what. Where the “,” is and the “n” is are just holes. I have to punch them just right for them to print.

Now, I can’t even click on an article from FR. I have to go to google, type in the headline, and do a search to even read the article. Same with my email. And, I don’t have a virus - the computer is clean. Pain in the _ _ _ _!


382 posted on 12/31/2007 12:30:45 AM PST by yorkie
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To: Randy Larsen; mylife

I apologize gentlemen. I shouldn’t have jumped in, and didn’t mean to interrupt.

Turning in here. C’ya’all at a later time. Night.


383 posted on 12/31/2007 12:34:11 AM PST by yorkie
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To: yorkie

Heres what I found...

http://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.aspx/support/dsn/en/tree?c=us&cs=19&journalid=047E8D73547911DBA6B3F13EC484CB34&l=en&s=dhs&treeid=CD7F9134E8E4DE39E030A68F27283F6C


384 posted on 12/31/2007 12:38:00 AM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)
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To: yorkie

Sweet Dreams


385 posted on 12/31/2007 12:38:51 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Randy Larsen

Good for you...I’m working one desktop and my laptop sits beside it.


386 posted on 12/31/2007 12:39:20 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Every Computer in my house is a dell...My son’s is giving him grief because he doesn’t know how to do maintainance on it.


387 posted on 12/31/2007 12:42:24 AM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Well let's hope so, much more comfy when you're on a mattress, under covers and with a pillow under your head.

Pizza place (true Italian) was closed for de-bugging and disinfection, so I went Tai. Chicken, veggi-dumpling thing, lots of rice, peanut sauce and garlic-cashew spices for chicken dishes. Ahhhhh...
388 posted on 12/31/2007 12:46:07 AM PST by tongue-tied
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To: tongue-tied

...on that note!

I’m gone, Gotta go look for bugs in my grub!


389 posted on 12/31/2007 12:49:00 AM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)
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To: tongue-tied

Are you off today? Or just bugged out for food and back to work? A holiday on the 1st?


390 posted on 12/31/2007 12:53:12 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Randy Larsen

LOL...they make whatever you’re eating protein rich at least. Enjoy!


391 posted on 12/31/2007 12:55:14 AM PST by tongue-tied
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To: yorkie

OK yorkie....it’s not butting in.....this is how you find out answers. Ya gotta jump right in. Throw in your $.02 and maybe someone will have some answers for you.

Good night and sleep well. ((HUGS))


392 posted on 12/31/2007 12:58:37 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Off from work basically - arranging travel, finalizing packing and eating a better meal than would be normal. Holiday tomorrow, yeah. Good deal for us! You ready for New Year’s eve?


393 posted on 12/31/2007 1:00:17 AM PST by tongue-tied
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To: mylife

Think so? LOL!!


394 posted on 12/31/2007 1:00:42 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Maybe, he’s kind of a punk


395 posted on 12/31/2007 1:03:58 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: tongue-tied

Long work day, then right here for the duration.

Travel sounds close. Ya got someone trained to cover for you? Prepared for snow in your absence?


396 posted on 12/31/2007 1:05:10 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; All

OMG!

Watching Huckabee on the Russert show

This guy may carry it off,


397 posted on 12/31/2007 1:41:45 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Fiji Hill

Happy New Years, Fiji....quite an eclectic list of “to do” things. Good for you, and good luck.


398 posted on 12/31/2007 1:43:00 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: mylife

Hmmmm.....tomorrow’s talk shows should be interesting.

May I safely assume you have Monday off? d:o)


399 posted on 12/31/2007 1:46:27 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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Hucklebee just kicked Mitt,in the nuts.

This is gonna be a wild week


400 posted on 12/31/2007 1:47:49 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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