FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Prayers for you, Ern, and your Dad.

[mylife]

Its my job ;0)

[Randy Larsen]

I saw you on the Record Industry thread! LOL!

You sure have a way with words! LOL!

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Love the “Christmas cards”, Sand.

[Randy Larsen]

Ma, Did you figure out how to transfer the whole files yet?

[Kathy in Alaska]

I haven’t tried a whole file yet....sometime this week if I have time. My focus right now is getting things reinstalled after my power supply died and took stuff with it. The computer doctor had to do a clean install, so all my programs have to be reinstalled. *sigh*

[mylife]

Awww..RIAA pisses me off.

I have LP’s I have bought 5 times over and them pricks wanna sue me?

They suck, their sister sucks and their Mama woulda sucked... but I didn’t have a nickel....

[Randy Larsen]

Relax...Follow my lead, and if I get sued...help me fight!

[mylife]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxux5LdmjQU

[Randy Larsen]

That’s the very reason I got away from
A. Desktops

B. Anything but Dell

I’ve had nothing but computer heaven since then!

[yorkie]

Ho, guys - no one ever got blood out of a turnip, now, did they?

[monkapotamus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO08cs2r0kg

[Kathy in Alaska]

Are you working off 2 laptops?

[mylife]

Noop

[Randy Larsen]

I hate being called a Ho...Even though it’s true! LOL!

[Randy Larsen]

Yep! About 3 grand worth...

[yorkie]

My Dell laptop has been a nightmare for three years - and I’ve only used 27% of the memory. The keys are falling off the keyboard, the mouse goes wherever it wants to go, and the danged thing erases whole paragraphs (as I am typing), whenever it chooses to do so. I will never buy another Dell. As soon as I am able to do so - I will get another laptop - but never another Dell.

[mylife]

BHTM~Wishing Well

[Randy Larsen]

Contact Dell...

They are usually pretty good!

[Kathy in Alaska]

stop spending so much!

Good one, RDTF...I can relate.