FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Aloha, Hawaii....hope you got to relax some today.

[luvie]

You sure were! You did GOOD, Sis! (((hugs)))

Sweetest dreams...till next time!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Glad you like the pic!
That is Hubbys 1947 Harley.
He inherited it when his Poppa (Army) passed away!
We are proud to help our Military any way we can!
Thanks for your kind words!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good resolution, Doogle....me too.

[PROCON]

OBTW, the top three again were MEN!!

Sorry, but BOYS RULE AND GIRLS DROOL!

[luvie]

TheRealMr.B and Petey
Patriot Guard Rider--we salute you!
Nite!

[luvie]

It would be a dream if I could. I just don’t know right now.

[Kathy in Alaska]

7th!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*HUG*
Good night and God Bless!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening/morning, JJ...((HUGS))...hope you've had a nice weekend.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
BRAT!
We’ll discuss this again tomorrow!
Good Night Ma!
Good night Canteeners, Veterans and Troops!
God Bless and keep you always!

[PROCON]

To my Bretheren in the Coast Guard, I post this, because you are SO special!!

[Jet Jaguar]

Howdy Ma!
((HUGZ))

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening/morning, lauren...thanks for our National Anthem...humming along.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and rest well, ms b...*HUGS*
Thanks for all you do for our military men and women.

[mylife]

Paul Kossoff~Time Away

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, CMS, for your service to our country.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good job, Pro....thanks for helping honor our troops and veterans. Great graphics!!

[mylife]

Kossoff~Love You So

[Kathy in Alaska]

More Canteening!

Looking forward to this...you've been missed. Have a Happy New Years...stay safe.