FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[luvie]

Yes, SIR!!!

:D

[SandRat]

Haven’t posted that one in a while. Glad you like it.

[luvie]

Where's the "BARF alert"! hmmmmmmmmmm?

[PROCON]

OBTW,

NCMT (((Hugs))), and yes with a promotion punch!!

[AZamericonnie]

Yes you iz Minette!:)

I gotta go put the jerky meat in the dehydrator....back in a bit.

[luvie]

Good evening, Rus! Hope you have a great...non-snowy...week!

Thanks for our beautiful lesson from God’s Word!

[luvie]

Sorry for your losses. God bless you in this new year!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*HUG*
Evenin’ Sis!

[mylife]

Titans Fg 16~10

3 minutes remaining Colts must score!

[PROCON]

Where's the "BARF alert"! hmmmmmmmmmm?

Hey, it was al baby who asked the dreaded question!/LOL

[mylife]

Colts return to the 25

[luvie]

((((Lauren))))

Great stories of the “everyday” life of our heroes in the
field!

God bless them every one!

[mylife]

colts false start 2nd down

Then incomplete 3rd 10

Grrrr

[mylife]

This games over.

Better luck next year Browns

[Kathy in Alaska]

If everyone was responsible for entering their own timesheets, this would work, mostly. But this past week saw more than one salaried folk not do one week or the other. We had to enter the missing time and chide them on Wednesday.

We have lots of Food Service and Housekeeping personnel living from check to check and they rely on management to enter their timesheets. So......

[luvie]

Hi, Sis! ((((hugs))))

Hope you had a great day today! Is the weather better now?

[SandRat]

You poor dear... You need to do less chiding and more Canteen Ma-ing with the Rolling Pin on those miscreants.

[SandRat]

Rat's Revenge

[MS.BEHAVIN]

The weather will turn very bad here shortly..
I had a nice quiet day, thanks..
and you?
*HUG*

[PROCON]

I hereby resolve, that in 2008, I will make a stronger effort to better support our Brave Men and Women in the Armed Forces of the United States of America!!