Global Warming Will Save America from the Right...Eventually

baltimorechronical.com ^ | 12/22/07 | Dave Lindorff

[Eric Blair 2084]

Surely you can’t be serious.

[4Liberty]

Yeah. That was my reaction.

“What, Republicans can’t simply MOVE to another area?”

If someone would post a nice big picture of an RV that would be nice

;)

[xtinct]

Dave Lindorff is a little ray of sunshine.

Apparently, he didn't get the memo: 400 high level scientists dispute Al Gore's global warming * story *

But what do you expect from a Columbia-educated, former NYT reporter... sigh

[Anti-Christ is Hillary]

This is one of the funniest articles I have ever read. And I thought that my daughter was a drama queen. We need to start a drama queen award, at the end of every year vote for the years biggest drama queen of that year. For this year I think it should be this guy. WOW.

[dirtbiker]

Surely you can’t be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley....

[devolve]

[dirtbiker]

It should be considered acceptable, in this stifling new world, to say, “Shut up. We told you this would happen.”

What will happen? Even your most ardent supporters are deserting your "cause" faster than rats on the Titanic.

Your "computer models" can't predict the weather beyond 3-5 days, yet they are the gospel for 50-100 year predictions. (The Farmer's Almanac is more accurate.)

Your entire "religion" of global warming is based on the assumption this has never happened before, and it's hotter now than it ever has been, both of which have been proven wrong (again).

It's the Right that's going to save America, if only long enough for the Loons to be proven wrong (again).

[dirtbiker]

Lindorff. Looks more like a Lindork....

"Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a barking moonbat. This is not a beard on my face, it's from frothing at the mouth...."

[dirtbiker]

And he's deadly series...

Deadly? Hardly.

Serious? Absolutely! He's serioiusly in need of medication because he's NUTS!

[Thunder90]

[ZULU]

ACTUALLY, the approach of the next ice age will save America from the lunatic left. We are in an interglacial period and based on prior geological evidence, we are approaching the average termation time for an interglacial period.

A large wall of ice will come down from the north and freeze the shorts off this idiot and his fellow libs in the northeast.

Unfortunately glaciers never reached California.

[Kozak]

Well okay. Then we invade their territory, and take it for our own. We’all got guns and stuff.

[matt1234]

Wrong! what this retard doesn’t get is that the (Soo-Called) rising tide will wipe out all the Populated citys along ALL of the Coastline, meaning the Most Liberal ones...Los Angeles and Sanfrancisco will be drowned...leaving California in the Hands of Conservatives and likewise Florida, and New York.....

Agreed. This author is not only looney, he doesn't really understand geography.

Also, he seems to be saying that dispossessed Libs in the Northeast won't really suffer much because they won't have to move too far to find higher ground. If you are dispossessed of your land, does it really matter whether you are displaced 10 miles or 500 miles in the age of the automobile? Not much. You are still dispossessed.

[Eric Blair 2084]

I like it.

[devolve]

FReeper "potlatch" provided the dancing "algore.gif" that I 'Ted Turnerized' to "algreen.gif"

The "TIMES.gif" was a 2-framed animared .gif that I swiped last week from FReeper "Lancey Howrad" from a FR thread post

"TweetyTiny.gif" is a modified Warner's Brothers animated cartoon .gif

The "Penquin.gif" is a 45 frame .gif that FReeper "potlatch" sent me to add a bit more zip to the penquin image that previously was on my last version "alglobal.gif" V 3.2 .gif

"MoneySm.gif" is a resized version of another animation created by FReeper "potlatch"

The only things so far I have not added is algore's old Gulfstream executive jet and and his Lincoln SUV he was caught driving about 85mph a few years ago and his huge Tennessee mansion where algore manages to use well over 20 times the energy of a large American family home

When the crooked tax-exempt foundation algore uses to launder his 100K+ speaking fees and his hidden offshore and foreign accounts are exposed his 100 million dollar it will become apparent why he pays well under half the income tax rate that you little peons pay to to the IRS/US Treasury every year

I don't actually "create" many graphics - I sorta just SuperGlue together old and new images and use attempt to add a bit of humor that might convey an informative true and memorable message better than a few million words can

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[Eric Blair 2084]

You’re my new hero. We’d be dangerous together. Sort of like Bonnie and Clyde. Doing damage to American socialism.

[aruanan]

Global Warming Will Save America from the Right...Eventually

No, global warmingism will eventually teach Americans that the Left are political opportunists who will stoop to creating their own opportunities to destroy the very American economy that gives them their academic grants.

[aruanan]

So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.

Dream on, D.S.. The seas are rising more slowly than they have been for the last 10,000 years. With the rapid cooling that will occur over the next 50 years, the sea level will begin to fall and the Republicans will continue to kick your leftist butts.

[potlatch]

[I don’t actually “create” many graphics]

You used to!

[potlatch]

Blue penguin, green Gore..!