Posted on 12/19/2007 11:00:10 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
The love of my life is seeing other women. It started innocently enough, a bite to eat, a stroll through the park -- the stuff I never have time for. Then came the private jokes, the pet names, the stolen kisses, the bubble baths.
At first I was crushed. What did these women have that I didn't? Sure, they're gorgeous, but I happen to look very nice in navy; and, yes, they're bright, but I scored unbelievably high on the SATs ... if you don't count the half with all that math.
I told myself it was just a fling, but a blind man could see that wasn't the case. The truth is this: My daughter, Julia, would follow Dina Sotomayor, her nanny, and Lidra Basha, her babysitter, to the ends of the earth, and the feeling is more than mutual.
For a while, I worried that with Julia's grandparents living so far away and her father -- that would be Johannes, my boyfriend of the past 6,000 years -- working in Europe for long stretches, Julia's world would be pitifully small, but then along came Dina with her arroz con pollo, and Lidra with her Kosovar lullabies, and everyone's life took a major turn for the better.
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
‘Ah, so when you saw the title did you immediately think lesbian threesome?’
At least thats an explainable viewpoint, unlike what the author is throwing at us in this article.
Well I did! Now go get THAT story and all will be forgiven...
I think that’s why Johannes went back to Europe...better to be on the receiving end of a pogrom, than his baby-mama.
>> Just the pure absurdity of it.
That’s cool! I /understand/ absurdity (in fact, I have done graduate-level work in that field).
Looks like he kicked in his share about four years, nine months ago...
I caught that too. What about dad? Can he lnd a hand? Oh yeah, 'Johannes' is currently seeing another, younger and firmer woman, because he's not married to you. That makes him free, and you a tired, worn out single mother.
It'll all turn out OK though, because the caregivers you hired come from ethnically diverse backgrounds, as you were quick to mention, and that makes them just awesome.
And the comment of their being only 11 stay-at-home moms in America, and the inference that they are a dying breed, is just offensive. We don't need your New York values in flyover country, lady, we're doing just fine.
Sorry. No thanks. I don’t go to their web sites. I don’t let them use me coming to say how many hits they get per day. I don’t give them the numbers. I ignore their sites. Pig crap is all they are.
Seriously.
I give up.
How is Julia related to Obama?
The queers are bringing this stuff to teach kids in pre-school. They will not be denied access to children in their quest to satisfy their perverted appetites for sexual harrassment of kids and gratification from those they can persuade.
I am going to write a book that I am sure will get me many awards for diversity. I am going to write about my family.... mommy, daddy, and secret uncle Bob. Bob only visits when daddy is out of town, but he makes mommy giggle and I get to play outside when he’s here.
Of course, when daddy hears Uncle Bob’s name, he starts cleaning his glock.
I really love the part about “we both want the best for our families”...yeah, Lisa, but YOU have no CLUE what the best is. Mrs. Nebraska has it locked.
This was at Oprah’s site? I’m going to imagine that many of Oprah’s viewers are SAHM’s not particularly enthralled by this article. Poor pathetic woman and even sadder for little Julia.
Not unusual in Denmark or Germany. Where it can be “Hans”.
OMG....THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That needs to have a thread all its own!
She needs to live for herself, not for everyone else. My mom stayed home with me and I am better for it. However, we did not go to Disney, or even an occasional dinner out. We lived within our means and I think (and this is very biases) that I turned out better than my daycare peers.
I can just see Mike Meyers in a black leotard saying, "NOW EEZ ZE TIME ON SPROCKETS VHEN VE DAHNCE!"
Agreed, but then again, you can’t really fault her too much, she’s just naturally stupid.
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