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To: Coleus; wagglebee

I would hate to see what the security screening process is for this.


32 posted on 12/02/2007 1:13:46 PM PST by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Calpernia
So - does this mean if you're light in the loafers - your baggage weighs less - using less fuel - justifying 'special' pricing?

Here's the test:

At check in, have the agent ask 'I smell baby lotion and poop - who started the party without me?'

If the customer holds their nose and cringes - no discount.

If they giggle, grin and do a little chacha happy dance - 'Did you check your own bag, purse, pouch, er...whatever you call that little furry pink thing you have with you..'

52 posted on 12/02/2007 2:34:39 PM PST by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (Tom Daschle is deeply saddened... Remember him? Bahahahahahahahahaha!)
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To: Calpernia

What ever happened to ‘equality’? This is as annoying as the over 65 discounts.

Sounds like all you have to do is ‘say’ I’m gay and get 10% discounted. Remind me if I need to fly, that I’m a lesbian that day, will ya?


59 posted on 12/02/2007 2:43:18 PM PST by AuntB (" It takes more than walking across the border to be an American." Duncan Hunter)
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