[ImProudToBeAnAmerican]

So - does this mean if you're light in the loafers - your baggage weighs less - using less fuel - justifying 'special' pricing?

Here's the test:

At check in, have the agent ask 'I smell baby lotion and poop - who started the party without me?'

If the customer holds their nose and cringes - no discount.

If they giggle, grin and do a little chacha happy dance - 'Did you check your own bag, purse, pouch, er...whatever you call that little furry pink thing you have with you..'

[Calpernia]

Manbag!